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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Fantasy World is like a starter strip club. It is fairly small. Thursday night amateur night is the best night to go. Girls from around the area take a chance and show off the goods. Just do not venture into the menu of the kitchen. Not the prettiest sight. Dances are a little expensive, but on a good night the girls are worth it. The only nude club in Abq, so it is worth checking out. One of the downsides is the absence of a bar, Fantasy Worlds sister clubs are equipped to serve alcoholic beverages (TD's North and TDs Gold). Again, the totally nude feature may be the best advantage Fantasy World has to offer. 18+ crowd shows that this club is a "starter" club.

Different sort of place. No liquor, but totally nude. Younger crowd than in most of the area clubs. Bouncers everywhere. Private dances in the $20 area were infrequently checked on by the bouncer, but the dancers would impose their own rules - and some were more strict than others. Not the type of place I would become a regular at, but some of the girls were very attractive and affectionate. The atmosphere, in general, left something to be desired, and the lack of liquor is always a negative.

I visited Fantasy World on a Saturday evening at about 10 PM. The dozen or so dancers present were nice-looking. But, for the hour I wasted there, those on stage were making no attempt to dance or even take off clothing and instead were simply wandering from patron to patron at the stage, giving short glimpses of their breasts or kitties for tips. Not much of a turn-on. There were lots of periods when the stage was empty, so it was a pretty pathetic scene overall. In view of the comments from other TUSCL reviewers, that private dances weren't anything special, I left and went to TD's, which was much better. Overall, Fantasy World is not at all my fantasy, and I can't imagine whose it would be. Actually, since the women weren't bad looking, it seems that it could be, if only they tried, but they clearly weren't the evening I was there, and my guess is that, since I was there during the peak time of the week for strip clubs, they probably never do. So a more accurate name of this place would be A Waste of Time and Money.

All nude club with a decent number of really hot young girls who show you everything. Bree is an amazing performer on stage, Stoney is a hot blonde- great on stage but private dances are nothing special. Another blondie named Nicki is so hot it hurts. There are rumours about really good extras in the vip room but while I was there, the bouncer walked in at least twice per song so I don't see how its possible. Maybe it used to that way and that is why they are so vigilant. Too bad cause the vip room is extremely secluded. Because of the all nude, this place is much more stage-tipping oriented than other places in town. There was what seemed like the entire UNM class of 2009 sitting around the stage and enjoying some nice views. So, both girls and customers tend to be younger than at TDs. There is also a small sex shop and video arcade. In summary, plenty of hotties in an intimate environment. Private dances seem more about the all nude than about contact but this was my first visit in years.