the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place varies every time I get here which is once or twice a year.

Cramped setup, long stage which the girls get naked on. BYOB place although lots of guys just sit there drinking cokes at $4 a pop. The "private" dances" are not very private and are in a room maybe 12 feet square where there could be 4-5 dances going on at once. Take your eyes off your girl and you could be looking at another guy 3 feet away. More Russian girls every time I come and their attiutdes can vary tremendously.

For Northern Jersey, not a bad place all in all.

Tried this club on a weeknight. A little hard to find, as it is right next to a bowling alley where rte 22 intersects with the parkway. Since I arrived after 7pm, the cover was $16. No mention of needing to be a member - just a request to 'sign in' with your name and how you learned about the club. Long stage that allows the girls to dance nude in front of you for $1 tips. Good flashes of everything to earn the dollars! Most are pretty nice looking 7-9 and white, with only a couple ladies of color. Cokes were $4 each. If you plan ahead, you can bring your own booze. Didn't try the $20 private dances, as the area didn't look too private and the bouncer seemed to keep a constant vigil. A pretty nice place for some great eye candy - but not for mileage.

You have to be a "member" of this fully-nude club to get in - all that means is it's $15 at the door, and you have to sign your name. Place is clean and loud. It's BYOB - they even have buckets with ice to put your beers in. Get's real crowded on the weekends. 2 stages - main where you get dancers 2 at a time, and a smaller 1 gal area. Laps are $20 and are done in a chicken wired-off back area..

Girls are in the 7-9 range. 1--15 dancers on a weekend night. Mostly white girls, but all ethnic types are covered, and they don't seem to have too much attitude. The Bouncers are all over making sure nothing to funky happens, so YMMV on dances. I've had grindage that actually left me sore, and I've had air dances.

All-in-all a good joint where you'll be seeing me again.

This club is so-so. The girls aren't nearly as pretty as the ladies at Stiletto even though the concept of the club is about the same. The stage show is explicit and sometimes a little disgusting but I guess with thick enough beer goggles, a girl winking her asshole could be considered sexy too. The stage can have anywhere from one to 4 dancers on at any given time. Pole dancing is minimal and most girls just flash some pink, collect a tip and move on. There are mostly wanna-dance girls here. A good number of girls have tattoos which aren't my favorite thing on a naked woman. All in all it's a pretty good place to go slumming and it's close to the airport too.