the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

i return based upon a recent good review. i was wrong it still sucks. bouncers start at 7-730 no. little china walls with way too much light in LD area for any fun anymore. the bar tenders still a great feature. and do treat you to a free one every 3 or forth which is good. but the dancers all brazillian or latinas who cant dance and want all your dough for nothing. too bad. 2 yrs ago this place was top notch.

I like this place, and I am a little surprised by some of the negative comments. I agree that it is a situation of YMMV. But I think if you invest a little time here and let people get to know you, you can have a very pleasant time.

The place is a near Route 80 and so pretty convenient. It has its own parking lot and the area seems very safe.

The place is pretty large, it does not feel overcrowded. The patrons are for the most part well behaved. (I did have one drunk guy try to get in an argument with me (he thought I was looking at his girlfriend), but his buddy calmed him down.) The music is low key, not too loud or grating.

There is a LD room, which from prior comments has undergone a transition over time. Frankly, the status of the LD room seems to change day to day. On some days (the pattern is not discernible), they require the dancers to "pay" for use of the room by buying a $25 braclet. This means they have to get at least 2 LDs before they can make any money. I don't know why they do this, but one of the effects is that they actually place a bouncer in the LD room itself, to make sure the girls have the braclet. Needless to say, that ruins the atmosphere a bit. However, most of the time I have been there this rule is not followed, and there is no braclet and no bouncer. Go figure.

Likewise, the set up of the room has varied time to time. Sometimes it is extremely well lit, and everything is open -- you can see everyone and everyone can see you. Other times, however, the room is pitch dark and no one can see anything. Again, there's no apparent rhyme or reason to this.

Sometimes, by the way, the LD room smells. That's a little gross. I try to be careful where I sit.

The girls are a variety of ethnicities. This is not a place where everyone is Brazilian or Russian (although some certainly are). Their looks are, in my view, extremely good. There are a few who are fat or not particularly attractive, but a clear majority (80% at least) are hot, and some are smoking. There are also some real spinners here, if you're into that (I am). The girls are also extremely friendly. It is effortless to strike up a conversation with them, sometimes several of them at once. I rarely sit for long before someone is coming up to me for a drink, which leads invariably to a LD.

Despite the hit and miss nature of the LD room set up, the ultimate outcome there has been pretty positive. I've managed FS, and even short of that have almost always gotten full access to all body parts unclothed plus in many instances lots of kissing. Hitting 2nd or 3rd base with a hot young girl you just met for the price of a LD is not bad, and like I said more is available with the right girl.

I gather the place has changed over time, so possibly two months from now it will be completely different. But at the moment I am finding this a very good place to hang.

went there on a wednesday nite..there were around 15 girls was there. called one for lap..but she was busy, some girls refused that their time is over. Atlast the first called girl given a lap..that was nice and she has big boobs..20$ for lap and $5 for each drink. Out fifteen 3-4 girls are outstanding..one was looking like a model..the lap is behind curtains and have enough privacy.

was there tusday night..omg has this place fallen far from grace. Black curtains GONE!! now its see thru paper walls with the fronts fully open and there only 5foot high. and now very well lit so nothing goes on at all. Girls dont even bother with the lap dances now b/c of that. which mean...doller train is going at full steam. tem min 15 dollers i went thru jsut trying to enjoythis onegirl on stage while the rest pesters me for buck after buck most not even wiggling there tush for it. enjoy the food people and the well priced booze but ifyour looking for dancer fun, so to centerfolds or lace or anywhere else at this point. :( this used to be my favorite place too, not no more