the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Here is my two cents about this place...first, the decor is interesting, but hints towards being tacky, second, overpriced, compared to other strip clubs, third, girls are mediocre at best, not awful, not great. Drinks are overpriced, but thats the norm. The dances were WEAK, the girl told me about the hidden cameras, so that killed any chance of me having a nice dance without some guy checking me out on video. Didn't do VIP, but its like 200 for regular, 320 for rooftop vip, no idea what it is, and 420 for video vip(HAHAHA)....save your money.

Went on a Thursday afternoon about 4:00. Very few people there and about 4 dancers. Twenty dollars to get in, 5 dollars for a small cup of soda. You can BYOB. Renovations still going on near the rest rooms. Twenty dollars for a lap dance in a side room, bench style, no privacy & monitored by a bouncer. VIP rooms are available but too much for my pocket. First dance was so-so, second better with a little more playing but constantly monitored. Might go back for a second look.

Was here on Saturday around 1 PM. Membership fee $20. $5 for a soda. $7 ATM fee if you wanted to get cash. Nobody in sight. A guy I assume was the manager came out and said the girls would be out shortly. Guess you can't blame them for not wanting to dance for an empty club. First girl came out and gave a lackluster halfhearted effort. Second girl came out and told me all the girls were hung over from the night before and I was there at a bad time. Had she not been pleasant, friendly and made some conversation and been smoking hot the club would have gotten a 1! Third girl couldn't stand up on her own and almost toppled out of her clear acrylic stilletos! I could see she was fighting to hold back the chunks she would eventually blow in the dressing room. Finally a fourth girl arrived who apparently had not partaken in the previous night's excess and put on an okay dance. She gets the other point.

I had a really awful experience at this place. It used to be a gay club but now it's a run of the mill nude joint with some scammy Jersey Rules and even worse... Jersey attitude. The admission is steep and the dances are low, low, low mileage. The girls aren't too bad looking but they aren't exactly stunners either. There is a high door fee ($15), a drink minimum and a parking fee to top it off. None of the ladies seemed interested in conversation, they'd cut me off and say "so you wanna dance now or what?" After I had one dance I knew I wouldn't like to waste my time with any more, but they keep badgering you till I caved and went again. No difference, no surprises, nothing new from the first low mileage boring dance. I wish the girls here would stop sticking their noses in the air like they are the queen of Sheba. Learn some respect, some hospitality, and treat customers like people and not like faceless ATM machines. Never again. Awful.