the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I will post a review at another time. I am now involved in a NJ strip club trek. So sometime soon I will be posting my reviews of here and other NJ clubs.

I got lost trying to find this location so I am providing instructions ifn case you need them. Delilah's Den is now on Route 35 north of its previous location. From the old location, head north past Club XXXV. Continue to follow Route 35 as it splits off from Route 9. You will come to a stoplight where there is a sign indicating that you need to turn left to stay on Route 35. Do exactly that and you will see Delilah's den on your right. The new club is a bit smaller than the old one, but in many ways it actually seems nicer and more intimate.


Back again in the area for work and so I dropped in during the early afternoon. As usual, it was very difficult to tell how many dancers were in the place because when they are not on stage they are not circulating the floor, but during my brief stay (less than an hour) I saw four dancers and one barmaid. I would rate all 4 dancers 8 or better in looks (and the barmaid was hot too). One blonde and 3 brunettes, all young looking, good bodies, pretty. When I arrived the blonde was just coming off the stage, and a brunette just came on. I sat through the brunette's entire set (about 10 minutes). Her tits were a very nice size and I assumed they were fake. Her pussy was shaved and with a ring in it. She did an excellent job of displaying her wares. When she came off, she asked me if I wanted to play and I said yes, so we repaired to the VIP room. She turned out to be quite beautiful close up, pretty face, nice teeth, and if the tits were fake, they sure didn't feel fake, they felt very natural. She also had a cute accent (she had a complicated mixed ethnic heritage), and smiled and laughed alot. A little ways into our session she asked if she could take "him" out to play, and I said sure, and then she asked what I wanted. I asked what was available, and she said she could "kiss him" for $150 or "sit on him" for $300. I opted for FS, but first had a good session of daty, especially because I wanted to lick it with the pussy ring. I felt her pussy with one finger and she was very tight. Her pussy tasted fantastico. After daty, we went into FS, just doing 2 positions (facing away from me and facing toward me) but she did not want me to tap her from behind. We were about to run out of our 30 minutes anyway, so I came, and she cleaned me up with a baby wipe (nice touch). No kissing involved. I rate her an 8 partially because of the absence of kissing, and partially because she was nice but it was not the kind of rapport where you really feel you "click" with someone. I know those are tough demands (a lot of girls don't kiss, and squeezing in a real conversation during a FS session is difficult) but I feel that's what the higher ratings are for. But I cannot say anything to knock her looks, I thought she was beautiful. As usual I cannot give a higher rating for overall value because I think the charge for the 30 minute room is too high, although I admit getting a hotel room would cost nearly $100 anyway. I still think this is one of the most reliable places to walk in and get laid with a beautiful girl, and there is something to be said for that.

I happened to be back in the area - I hadn't been to the new location so I was looking forward to seeing the new digs. I have to say it was interesting and on reflection, like a comedy show. First there must have been as many managers as dancers present. On one occasion, the music quits playing and the DJ is nowhere to be found. Management looks confused and then finally one goes outside and when the door swings open a car alarm is going off. DJ probably trying to steal someone's car. The other very annoying thing in this place is that it is reasonably dark - but every time someone opens the door, the sun blasts in, dancers and patrons need to cover their eyes - everyone's attention gets focused on this. Crazy - breaks the little bit of atmosphere the club has left. Girls are good - they had been better in the past.

I happened to be back in the area for work and so dropped in again. It was late afternoon/early evening. There were a lot of guys, but on the whole they were pretty quiet, and a lot of them were not even sitting at the stage.

They seemed to have a number of dancers, but they only had 2 on the stage at a time, and the rest of them were mostly hiding in one of the back rooms, instead of circulating the bar. Weird, since they are obviously going to make more money if they are out on the floor.

The dancers are generally pretty hot and they are all nude and very generously display their pussies. Most of the dancers I spoke with were Americans. They looked to be mostly in their 20s. A few of them were a tad overweight, nothing grotesque, and their bodies were still firm, just somewhat bigger asses or thicker mid-sections. Some guys are into the bigger asses, of course. It was not a negative for me at all, but some of their breasts were not huge, but personally I would take normal size but natural breasts over large but fake ones anyway.

I did not have time to stay long, so took the first dance offered by a young girl who pretty much fits the above description. I opted for the VIP room, where we settled down for DATY and HJ. The overall cost was ok, not great; what makes it less than a bargain is not the tip to the dancer, but the cost of the VIP room itself (they are always overpriced). My main gripes were finding out that she did not have a condom (hence only the HJ) and she did not have tissue, which she had to get while I waited to get cleaned up. I think a dancer going into the VIP should have a condom and a tissue, but I guess as the customer we have to assume BYOC. Overall still a positive experience but not as great as last time, largely owing to the fact that the dancer I got last time was missing today.