the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Went on a Monday afternoon - a bit of a drive from the Newark airport - maybe 30 minutes. Parking on the residential sidestreet - very much the look of a corner bar. Bottle of Budweiser was $5.00. Both bartenders were hot - one with a big rack - the other a hot girl next door type. Unfortunately - that is really where the good looking things ended. I would have stayed for one of the bar maids - but the entertainers were disgusting. Drank a beer and left for greener pastures.

When you come in the door you are presented with the typical circular bar, but no stage in the middle. They have a very small ( 1 dancer) bar level stage on the far right that you can actually walk up to! In the back is a pool table & some open space. Unusual layout in these parts. The can is actually nice! All tile with new automatic flush fixtures. Big improvement over the third world toilets in most Newark strip clubs.

The dancers are almost all Brazilian. When I was visiting there was one athletic, hot African-American girl in her early twenties, all the other dancers were Brazilian, 30+ & somewhat overweight. I'd bet some were pushing 50. Girls walk around the center of the bar asking for tips. $1 gets you a full flash & grab with most girls. After each 30 minute shift, the girls come to the customer side of the bar & looks for someone to buy her a drink. If you agree, you'll be charged regualr bar prices. The girl will start to dance for you. Most of the older dancers are "VERY FRIENDLY!" You tip them a dollar every couple minutes & they'll fondle away quite happily.

Here's a money management tip: You don't have to tip every time a dancer approaches you. Just shake your head no. If you don't, the dancers will literally stand in line to get your tips. Pick the girls you want to support & tip them only. When a girl is with you on your side of the bar, stop tipping at the bar.

Stopped by around 3 pm on Saturday. About 6 other customers. 2 older dancers working, one had nice body and no wrinkles. The other one had some wrinkles on the face but body was a little better. Both were Brazilian. Allowed fondling of parts when tipping (they stopped by about once per song to collect tip). There were 2 really attractice Russian-looking bartenders with huge tits! I stopped by again around 9 or 10 pm. Bartender remembered what I was drinking! Nice. There were maybe 20 customers then and there were a few more dancers. One of them was American, around 25, decent body but had a bit of a tummy. She came out when she was finished and sat beside me and rubbed me through my pants for about 30 minutes while she complained about the music and I bought her one drink. She had nice big tits. I got to feel them and play hide the finger while we talked. More privacy would have been better but all this took place right at the bar. Beer kinda expensive...I think it was $4 or $5 per bottle.

This is a place to go to if you dont mind older ladies.. they will be "very Freindly " if you buy them a drink ( regular bar prices) much fondling. the owners are very nice the atmosphere is enjoyable 1 or 2 of the girls are worth it , dont expect any good dancers , this is a slip your dollar in place, and some can be annoying getting your dollars. The barmaids are good looking, closed sundays, just remeber if you want the "hot" girls go to a gentlemans club you get what you pay for.