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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190
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Volcanic Eruptions

4231 Black Horse Pike
One Mile East Of Hamilton Mall
Mays Landing, New Jersey 08330
609-484-8999
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Unknown Ethnicity

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 31

Cover Charge
  Day: 5   Night: 10
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 40
Avg. Drink Cost: 0

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: BYOB
Food: None
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 03/19/2008
Beer and Wine - No
Full Bar - No
BYOB - Yes
Juice Bar - Yes

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Yes
Cigar Bar - No

Pool Tables - No
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Yes
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Yes
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: Mon thru Friday - 12 Noon to 2am, Saturday - 3 pm 'til ?, Closed Sunday
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Has anyone had a good experience at this club in recent times? I passed volcanic eruptions on my way home on a Staurday evening about 6:30PM. There were more cars in the lot than usual and being hopeful that they changed their ways I stopped in. There was nobody at the door so I walked in and sat down were I was promptly greeted by a very unatractive barmaid asking for a $7 cover which by thw way doesn't even get you a soda. There were 4 dancers working 3 of which I wouldn't want to see with their clothes on none the less without. The one dancer that was okay was only okay in the sence that she would have been the chubby ugly dancer at any other club. I also noticed that they wanted $35 for private dances. In summary a complete waste of time and I don't understand if this is the norm how this place stays open. Won't go back until I see good reviews.

After some apparent difficulty with the township some months ago, this place dropped nude lapdances and increased the price of topless dances to $35. Since then the dancer quality has dropped (and it was always hit or miss.) The girls tend to be aggressive BBWs, the stage dances are dull and the atmosphere is depressed. Since it's a BYO place, it's really not even a good place to just sit and have beer. There's really no reason to go here, now. What a waste.

I keep hoping this bar will return to it's glory days, but it won't. Not only have they raised the price of couch dances to $35.00, but I understand they're neither nude nor topless. The "talent" level is so weak I couldn't be prompted to pop for one. The girls were so unattractive and overweight that I didn't even bother to remember their names. On top of all this, there is a $15.00 two drink minimum on Saturdays. This club is doing everything it can to drive itself out of business. With a little more effort it won't take them long.

I keep hoping this bar will return to it's glory days, but it won't. Not only have they raised the price of couch dances to $35.00, but I understand they're neither nude nor topless. The "talent" level is so weak I couldn't be prompted to pop for one. The girls were so unattractive and overweight that I didn't even bother to remember their names. On top of all this, there is a $15.00 two drink minimum on Saturdays. This club is doing everything it can to drive itself out of business. With a little more effort it won't take them long.

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Volcanic Eruptions Reviews & Ratings

Reviewed By: vin2468 Send Private Message to vin2468

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Review Date: June 17, 2008
Day of Visit: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
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