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Pumps Plus

77 RT-36
Garden State Parkway To Exit 117 Won 36 For 3miles
Keansburg, New Jersey 07734
732-787-7500
Club Type: Bikini
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 8

Cover Charge
  Day: 0   Night: 0
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 0
Avg. Drink Cost: 0

Private Dance: None
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: Snacks
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 06/14/2007
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - Yes

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - No
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - No
Lap Dances (Topless) - No
Lap Dances (Nude) - No

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours:
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This place is looking up. Stopped in on a Thursday. 7 girls working, 6 of the American. Several of them new to the bar and one who's only been dancing a few weeks. Most of them are only 5's to 7's, but for this place, that's pretty good.

The bar was quiet and had 2 of the dancers join me at the bar for drinks. Both were a lot of fun. I'll be stopping back soon. The dancers are are getting better.

Stopped in on Thursday night about 8:00 PM. There were 6 girls working. 4 Americans and 2 Brazilians. All 6 had good bodies. One was a little too old, but great rack. Jillian was exceptionally hot.

This place is really on the up swing. They have more new younger dancers and more American and/or English speaking girls. Too bad there are no lap dances. Your best bet is to hang around and invite one of the dancers to sit and have a drink.

Well, I visited this place on a lark on a Thursday night. It was packed. I couldn't believe it. Loads of dancers and balloons all over the place. They were celebrating the birthday of one of the barmaids. Food, cake, the works. And the girls must have been happy because they were making money. A lot of American girls there that night. Very surprising to see that. And they were attractive, some approached an 8 and if you're into the heavy chicks with huge tits you would have been smiling. At least they some shapely women. I'll have to go back next Thursday for a let down I guess. I can't believe that this would be a constant party place!!! However, it was pretty much straight go-go bar stuff. Nothing more - not even a little flash. Had to be the crowd, I'm guessing. We'll see.

Well, it was an interesting visit here last night. About nine girls and 12 to 15 guys, which was nice for a change because the gals didn't have to rely on just a few customers to keep them occupied. But it only cut down on the dollar parade a little. Had some close encounters with three girls, one more liberal than the other as far as where the dollars were allowed to be stashed. Unfortunately, can't say there was much happening to relieve the stress that one feels with such intimate contact. I still say if the liberality were to return to this place it would be a gold mine.

I'd rate the gals between 4 and 7.

I didn't realize it until last night (don't ask me why, one of those things), but I figured out how this club makes money. It's not off the guys buying drinks, it's off the girl asking for drinks every time they sit with you. I've yet to have one dancer not ask me to buy her a drink. It's got to be part of the job for them. When you add up the dollars guys end-up spending that way, yeah, this club can pull in the bucs. At least they brought some new glasses.

The bathroom and chairs need an overhaul. At least the fruit flys appear to be gone. Word of warning on the bathroom! If you need to take a crap do it before you walk in here. No privacy or paper. Be forewarned.

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Reviewed By: joshc Send Private Message to joshc

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Review Date: March 14, 2008
Day of Visit: Unknown
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This place is looking up. Stopped in on a Thursday. 7 girls working, 6 of the American. Several of them new to the bar and one who's only been dancing a few read more...



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