the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped by on a weeknight about 7pm. Decent parking behind the club - looked pretty safe. No cover charge and a beer was $4. There were plenty of girls there, but quality was only 3-5. None of the girls were too enthusiastic on the stage, which is u-shaped. After standing there for a song, they would come around and do a little wiggle for $1 tips. A flash of what's in her top and maybe a squeeze. No discussion of any private dances - maybe they wait till you are a regular or something. Although I probably wouldn't have been interested anyways. I decided to leave when one dancer came on stange that should have retired from the business 10 years ago - maybe one the dancer's mother?

Quality of the girls improve on the night shift. Latino and soviet bloc dancers. Usually 3 or 4 dancers on the stage at a time, with 1 or 2 working the bar for dollars. It's not a high end place by any means but it's always a good time. Quality ranges from 3's to 7's and I've seen plenty of dancers over the years that should really be working in places where keeping your clothes on is a requirement. But I've also had more PSE at bottoms up than nearly any other place I've visted over the years.

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. After parking on the street and asking for change from the bartender for the meter, she told me there was a parking lot in the back.

That was news to me, despite having been there a couple of times prior. So, park in the back! The area is marginal, but not too marginal. I wouldn't expect any problems unless you do something stupid.

Pretty standard NJ setup, with two dancers on stage, surrounded by the bar as a buffer. Two other dancers work the patrons at the bar for one dollar tips. There were probably seven dancers, all latino, mostly Brazilian. Ages ranged from early 20s to 40-ish.

Looks ranged from 3 to 7. There used to be a lap dance area set up towards the back left. It was no longer set up. Nothing spectacular, but nothing wrong with this place.

This is gogo club in Irvinton nj.The club opens at noon and closes at 2 am.The dancers range from a 1 to a 7 wwith a occasioal 8.drinks cost 4 dollars and there isnt any cover charge except for private parties.Private dances cost 20 dollars and can be alot of fun with high mileage.the area the club is in is safe if you dont go looking for trouble.zOverall a nice place to try out once in a while.The club is on a main road so there is a lot of public transportation to get you there and back.