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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Made my second visit to this place last Tuesday. Once again, all the customers were sitting at the bar, with nobody sitting in the adjacent room where the "stage" is. In fact, I didn't even notice a dancer in that room while I was there.

Unfortunately, the dancers pretty much just sat with friends/regulars for most of the time that I was there, which didn't make for a very interesting experience. Found myself paying more attention to the episode of "The Office" on the TV than to any of the girls. Sat for about 20 minutes before one of them finally came up (on the outside of the bar) and did a little grind. A few minutes later, a tall dirty-blonde (sounded Brazilian) came over. She was more aggressive than the first and convinced me to go for a private dance.

The private dance area consists of a single chair, the height of a bar stool, with arms on the side. Not the most comfortable lapdance chair to be found, and pretty much makes straddling the customer an impossibility. Signs in the club and in the lapdance room state that touching the dancers is not allowed, however this particular dancer was far more liberal - she took my hands and placed them under her top for some nice caressing of the tits, then moved my hand downstairs for some serious fingering action. However, she was constantly on the lookout for the bouncer (who poked his head in 3 times while we were in there), so it wasn't exactly a relaxed dance. Stayed for 2 dances. Her grinding got to be a little too aggressive toward the end (to the point where it was actually getting painful), but it was the highlight of an otherwise dull visit.

I'm dropping the overall club rating a notch because when I got back to my seat after the dance, I found that the few dollars that I had left under my drink at the bar had disappeared (but my drink was still there, so it wasn't like the bartender thought I had left). Not too cool, but I can't say I was surprised. Won't happen again, though.

I wouldn't go out of my way to get here, but I'll keep it in mind for a future visit.

Hadn't been here in a couple of years. Lots of changes since the last visit - the inside is totally cleaned up and redecorated, and the place now goes by the name Club 31.

It's an unusual setup for a NJ go-go bar, where the stage is typically behind the bar with the dancers circling inside the bar for tips. Here, there's no stage - there's a dance floor with a pole in an adjoining room off the bar where the dancers do their stuff. There are chairs along the walls of the room with tables between every 3-4 chairs. The obvious benefit of this setup is that the dancer can walk right up to your chair and do some rubbing against you for her tip. (The downside is that, if you're not next to a table, you need to hold on to your beer or, if you put it on the floor, make sure that you, the dancer or the guy next to you don't kick it over.) Even with this setup and the fact that most of the seats at the bar have obstructed views into this room, most guys opted to sit at the bar.

Some of the dancers would work their way around the outside of the bar for tips after they were done performing their routines, and they seemed quite comfortable with getting up close and personal with you.

The dancers on this particular Saturday night were friendly, mostly American, in the 6-7 range. Domestic beers were $4.50. Also seemed to be primarily a locals hangout but overall, not a bad experience. I'll probably be back again.

Visited recently on a weeday afternoon. Still basically the same old Breeze Inn. Slightly updated facilities. The best new addition is a few new dancers in addition to the same old (mostly 35 plus age Brazilians -rating 5-7). The new girls are attractive, under 30 and mostly American (rating 6-8).
In addition, they have aded a lap dance area. Nothing special going on here so don't expect too much. The small partitioned room has a camera and is monitored.
Barmaids are pleasant. All in all, not a bad local place to have a few beers and play some pool.

I went here because the were hiring. It wasnt that hard to find but it looked like an everyday bar. I passed it twice cause it didnt really look like a club. Went in and it was pretty dead. But thats was during the day. a couple dancers sitting in the corner talking and one customer who seemed engrossed in his beer. The manager was pretty nice but I ended up leaving quickly since it was just so dead. This club is in a residental area but even weirder pretty close to an asylum. which kinda made me nervous. Its kind of like a bar with the after thought of adding dancers. And it looks like it used to be a house at one point. I gave it a 4 only cause of the sleppy vibe it had.