the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Stooped in for a quick drink. Dancers were plain and overweight, not fat, but not really right. Now mind you I don't mind curves, but they were over the top. The music machine was terrible. either that or I am really really out of touch.

This place is reminiscent of what go-go was, but without the good lookers.



Contrary to the other reviewers, the club was ok the night I was there. I've seen better results during college in term season when the locals need to make money and there aren't out of towners up for the summer.

This was by far the worst club I've ever visited, and trust me I've visited alot of them. There were only 3 dancers on that night. The bartender looked better than the dancers, not that that is saying much. I could only muster upper the fortitude to stay for 2 beers. I would literally give them a $1 in order to get them to go away. You're better off going to "Ashes" down the road to see quality talent. Don't GO, you'll thank me later.

I was travelling through, and stopped here. I don't know how Jersey go-go clubs work, but the whole set up seemed unlike what I'm used to. Girls stayed behind the bar and walked around to shake in front of the customers and get a dollar. One large-busted woman let me put the dollar between her breasts and would squeeze my hand between them, but that was it for contact. There were--while I was there at least--no private dances of any sort, and the women didn't circulate to talk with customers. Still, it was nice to watch scantily clad, attractive women and have a reasonably priced beer or two.