the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

This place is like no other club I've been to in the US. The girls on the stage clearly don't want to be there and make no effort to camaflouge that. The girls are like 50% brazillian and 50% Russian. The Russian girls only want to seperate you from your money. The Zillians will actually earn it. I will never take another Russian girl into a private dance room after this place...but thats me. The girls on stage rotate past you at the bar at least every 5 mins. So if you wait a bit to look for the right girl to get a provate dance from you can give away $20. They act like they have never seen you before after their 3rd rotation. Its incredible. Like a bad movie. If you want to soend some time tring to find a friendly Zillian who may go to a private booth for $20 a song - you may leave happy. If you want a typical strip club experience skip this place.

I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon after a long absence and thought I'd update my previous review. Other reviewers have commented on the lack-luster stage dancing. I agree. Most barely move around, chatting with one another or worse, watching TV. A few give a little jiggle here and there, but none really dance. The poles seem there for decoration only. And the dollar parade is relentless despite the lack of any true stage entertainment. Private dances are still $20 and the same guy collects vendor machine tickets and keeps time. The saving grace here is that he does little else, leaving the girls to set the tone of the lap dance. Each of my three dances were great, but the overall experience was marred by mediocre stage performance and overly aggressive girls soliciting dances.

In a word, this place sucks. I visited this place on a Saturday evening a couple of weeks ago. Same scenario as has been described in this forum in the past - lots of eastern Europeans, with some Brazilians and few other ethnicities thrown in, too (although no Americans on this night, as far as I could tell).

The routine is just that: routine. No dancers that I saw gave even a hint of being interested in what they were doing while on stage. Most chatted with other dancers while putting about the least bit of energy that they could into their stage "performance." Others just looked off into the distance, apparently completely disinterested in making any type of eye contact with customers at the bar. The dollar parade consists of one dancer after another walking up to you, shaking her ass a couple of times and then expecting the $1 before moving on.

I hadn't been to this place for over a year because I thought it was going downhill then. This last visit confirmed that impression. I definitely won't be back unless I hear through some other reviews that major improvements have been made here.

Went here about 9pm on a weeknight. There weren't very many customers, but there were many dancers. Normally, this would be a good thing, as many of them were pretty hot-looking. Unfortunately, this meant that I was hit for dollars almost non-stop. Some did some dancing for the money, others seemed too bored to exert any effort. Was asked about private dances, but had already lost too many dollars and didn't. Stayed for only 1 beer.