the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped by on a Tuesday night for the first time. I was surprised by the number of cars in the parking lot. The next surprise was when I got to the front door and they had a big sign that this was a "Smoke Friendly Environment". How they are allowed to have smoking when all other public establishments in NJ are smoke free is beyond me.

I entered the building. You are struck by the stench of smoke and can visibly see the smoke in the air. The inside is a large bar with a stage in the middle that has stripper poles on each end. Customers sit in a U shape around the bar.

The only real positive I can say is that the beers were only $3, when most of the competition in the area is either $4 or more. The bar tender was nice, but not attractive at all.

Dancers seem to dance 1 song, then come down and collect tips inside the bar. Go back on stage for another song and then collect another tip inside the bar. There is no contact with the dancers at all. There are no LDs.

I caught the change of shifts so there were 4 dancers in the bar. This night there was one young and one old dancer in each shift.

The first dancer on stage had to be at least 50. Even with all the make up, she couldn't hide the fact. She stayed at one end of the bar and never let go of the pole. She was part of the new shift. The second dancer looked to be about 50 also, with heavy makeup. She moved around a bit more. After her set she left. The third dancer was much younger, very skinny and tall, but not attractive. She left after her set. The last dancer was a fairly attractive blond who was young and energetic. She seemed to take a liking to the 2 biker type customers near me, so spent some time at this part of the bar. She tried to do some pole work, but was not very good at it.

I left after about a 1/2 hour. My clothes and hair reeked of smoke. I
would not recommend this place except for the $3 beers. The place is
lame. If you're looking for contact, try some of the other local clubs
in Burlington or else head over the border to PA. At least there, the clubs are topless.


New name, but same old dive. Went in there for lunch during the week. They have a circular bar where the girls dance on a stage in the middle, then walk around the inside of the bar for tips. No lap dances were available, but i don't think you'd want one. Three dancers on the shift ranging from fat and ugly to god awful. The real talent is down the road at the Playhouse.

On the plus side, lunch buffet is free, drinks are reasonable, and the girls don't expect much dough out of you.