the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

This place isn't bad if you like a smaller more laid back go-go bar. The drinks are decent prices and occasionally they have a free buffet (but I don't touch food at strip clubs for personal reasons). They have 4 chairs with curtains that act as the lap dance area. They mostly have russians and the occasional spanish or american dancer. The russians range from a 4 to the occasional 10. The parking is really safe and it has easy access from route 17. Overall not a bad club and I recommend it if you are looking for a save time with low mileage lap dances.

Went to this place twice in the past two weeks while travelling in NJ.

For a bikini club, it is great place. Easy going, no cover, reasonable drink prices, and even some decent food. Not a bad place to grab dinner if you're travelling alone.

And then there are the girls. Most are Eastern European/Russian, but most are also quite hot, and pretty nice.

All seats are around the bar, which surrounds the stage. There are usually 2-4 girls dancing on stage, and a bunch of others circulating around the stage for $s.

There are also 3-4 lapdance booths, which have closed curtains for a little bit of privacy. The lapdances I got were good, and one girl was among the best I ever had.

Overall, not the best club I've ever been to, but very solid.

The best club I've found in NJ to this day.

No cover charge to get in. Free ample parking. Convenient location / easy to find. Inexpensive cocktails and beers. No smoking. No nudity.

This club could/would have receieved a 9: (1) If there was nudity, and, (2) If you didn't have to dish out $1 bills to every girl that walks in front of you. I hate being harassed by every girl. I certainly will swipe the ATM card for any deserving girl of my choice, however (aka, I'm not cheap).

In the closeby area of this club you have Stilletto's and Satin Dolls (Sopranos' Bada Bing). This club beats them both easily.

The chicks are actually hot. Lots of eastern euro girls in here..... Russians, Ukraine's, Polish, etc. 1 or two black girls, maybe one asian and maybe one latina. My preference is more of a latin mix, but hey, these girls were hot and I have to admit it. There was only one or two fuglies there out of 25 girls.. not a bad mix.

Overall, the girls averaged about 8 with their bikini's on. I do wish I could see boobs at least, but hey, when you're in NJ a lot of things suck including the caliber and expectancy of strip clubs.

The other thing that drives me crazy is every girl walks behind the bar, does some stupid 2 second routine (usually an ass-jiggle, boob-squeeze, or a bend-over) and stares at you until you smile and toss them a buck. This ends up costing you about $1 per minute for just sitting at the bar (the only place to sit).

This is not your typical strip club with a stage, chairs and dimly lit. This place is a bar, with a stage behind it that multiple girls prance around on. They do have a back area to get lap dances for $20 each and it was OK. The mileage wasn't bad but don't expect anything off the charts no matter how much money you have.

They do serve food although eating in a strip club never excites me unless it's an adjacent restaurant. I don't mix cheeseburgers and pussy.

So, in summary: HOT [fully clothed] GIRLS [in bikinis/thongs/lingerie]. I will certainly return but could do without the bikini's, behind-the-bar harassing, NJ citizens and their goofy roads.

If you are in the area of the Meadowlands, STOP HERE. On the NW corner of Route 17 and Patterson Plank intersection.

went on both a Sat. and Sun night, both times not too crowded. i dig russian chicks and this place is full of them, some pretty hot. lapdance contact is pretty good, sampled about a half dozen girls and finished my business with the same russian chick both nights