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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Was in Philly on business and thought I would drive up to Burlington. Glad I did. The club has been described more than once. It is not a lot there. They have three so-called stages that the bar surrounds. The ladies come up and dollar dance asking you for a private dance.

I did take R**y up on her private dance. Speak of mechanical. She wasted no time, leaned over me to shield the camera and proceeded to go to town. After a couple of songs like this, it was not dancing, I told her I had enough. She was disappointed because she wanted to make me happy.

I returned to the bar and was approached by another dancer whose name I forget, which is too bad, because she was great. She not only made me legs weaken we had fund doing so. It was not the slam-bam approach some of the girls have.

As always it is a great contact club with lousy atmosphere. But it is fun.



Was in a few nights ago after staying away for a while and visiting the "other" club. One thing you can count is the Playhouse is consistent. Almost the same dancers as a few months ago. Most were not overly pushy for dollar tips. Stayed for a about two hours as I had the time and wanted to see the possibilities before choosing who to take a couch dance with. Amber was doing a hard sell on the couch dance. Almost went for it but the dirty talk reached the level of never happen.

Vanessa was a fun in the couch room for 2 - 3 dances.

Had a dance with a new, young, very pretty girl with long dark hair. Forgot her name. Problem was she knew she was pretty and thought that was enough. Not an air dance but not up to standards.

The always reliable Ruby was there. She was very nice during my visit and seemed to perfectly understand "not right now". She was a great closer.

There was some special going on at playhouse the day i was there so it probably not representative of the way it is on a normal weekday. There were 20 girls there. A bunch of them were 7+ but they do have some way below average.

The tip walk gets old as every three minutes there is another girl coming around for two bucks and it seems like the girl you want always gets grabbed by someone right in front of you.

The rooms are private but have cameras in them. on my scale for YMMV this place is a solid 7. definitly some two way contact if you want it. You can leave your belt in the car and it will make things easier.

You will be a big fan of Brazil after going here.
all in all a great place to hit at some point.


There is not much to this club. While it's title designates it as a "lounge," there is no real lounge area, with the only seating being at the bar. The BYOB policy allows beer and wine, but no hard liquor. If you run out of alcohol, management is pretty good about letting make a run to the local convenience store to replentish. The bartenders are good about keeping you drinks cold behind the bar.

There are a handful of cute dancers, in particular a few from Russia and Brazil. The club is located in New Jersey, and not surprisingly, there are more than a few patrons and dancers alike that could be classified as your quintessential "Jersey trash."

The back-room dances are carefully timed at 4 minutes for $30. These dances are definitely worth it. The time goes by quickly, but the girls work hard and are on a distinct mission to have you leave there with a stain in your pants. Didn't happen for me, but not for lack of effort. In fact, the girl apologized after dance number two expired without the happiness she had come to expect. Cameras in the room (or so I was told) keep all the clothes on and prevent the type of contact one would expect at an AMP. Nonetheless, you gotta love the effot by these girls.