the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Not a complete waste of time but not worth traveling to either.

Mostly eastern european and brazilian dancers the night I visited. Most were in the 5-7 range with perhaps an 8 in the mix. Although the dancers were friendly, they were definately focused on tips and getting you into the lap dance room. Tried a few dances with a russian, about 28 with decent looks. The lap dances were pretty lame. Not a lot of mileage. There are much better places to spend money on dances.

The drinks were reasonable and the bartenders were good. Worth a drink or two if your in the area and just want to hang out.

Stopped by after a long absence. This is your typical NJ bikini club. Was somewhat less crouwded than normal this evening. Mostly Eastern European girls and "American" girls this evening, big change from my last few visits when a high perecentage of the girls were hispanic.
Sat with a cute Russian girl who was nice enough, heavy accent a bit difficult to communicate with.
Did not partake in any lap dances this evening.
Will stop back again.

Typical NJ bikini club. Lots of dancers work the evening shift and the evening I was there, they tended to be on the chunky side. Did find one very cute and sexy blond russian dancer who clearly stood out from the rest and ended up getting several pleasant CDs from her (although mileage was nominal). One thing that bothers me about this club is that a lot of the dancers have pretty poor attitudes--some come by and taken your dollar(s) without even looking at you--only a few make eye contact and even say thanks. That said, there are enough girls working that I'll almost always find at least one I can connect with on my infrequent visits.

The place was lame today. Two of the women were hot, the rest were not. Several of them were unattractive. My dance with one , name started with an L, was quite good. She was by far the best of the bunch. All were from South America.
If not for other recent trips here, I would have given a lower score.
if you go, don't drink much and if you use a parking meter keep an eye on it. The police are always around when I go. I've never been stopped but they always keep an eye on me as I leave. I am sure I will be stopped if I ever look like I had more than one or two.