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October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

Sad news. My dear Priscilla, the main reason I thought this venture had a chance to succeed, is no longer there. I had visited a half dozen times while she was there, and I enjoyed each one. But she's gone now. Even so, I decided to stop in for a little while on a recent Friday night. There was one very tall, thin and well-endowed blonde ("Cassie" I think) who danced only topless. Then she made out with the owner of the place in the corner (very stupid). The other two dancers included the small black girl "Precious" (who's been there from the beginning) and another dishwater blonde (too large and too plain for me). They also danced only topless.

I did not have high hopes at this point, but I was in the mood for a lap dance, so I asked Precious to come talk to me about it. We went to the private lap dance (and further negotiation) room and she said she'd get nude for $100 and I'd get "about three or four" songs. I agreed to that, but after I paid her she got very sour and mean with me because I wouldn't agree to a "better party" in her own room (presumably for a lot more money). But I was honestly only interested in the naked dancing and she didn't get that. She did a lame lap dance for four songs and did not take her panties off until the end of the last one. Then she ended it all by ridiculing me for not wanting to have sex with her. I did not tip her and I will not return unless I have some solid evidence that Priscilla has come back.

I have very good news boys. The ownership has changed hands again since the summer. The Black Pearl was sadly closed for a few months, but she re-opened last Friday night (11-9-07). While passing by on I-80, I heard the girls inviting truckers in from the freeway on the CB. When a chick said the strip club had re-opened I was compelled to stopped in and check out the re-work. Wow! I'm glad I did.

They have one stage that includes a shower. The shower did not get used while I was there. I was a little worried when I first arrived about 10 pm. There were only two dancers working the stage, and they were both heinous. No one was tipping them, so they did not show any pink and soon they faded out of the picture. But there were two very hot chicks with hardly any clothes on that were laughing and flirting with a table full of young dudes. One was the cute little black chick named "Sapphire," whom I mentioned in my earlier review. The other was a stunning, tiny brunette hottie named "Priscilla." Without exaggerating, this girl is number 10 drop-dead gorgeous. But tiny. I estimate her at 5'2", 110 lbs all day. Cover girl face. Perfect ass. Perfect man-made 32C rack. Wow. She reminded me of a very young Courtney Cox. I am not kidding. You must go see this chick for yourself. And be prepared to give her lots of your money. She's the hottest stripper I've ever seen. I was shocked to see this chick anywhere near Winnemucca...let alone seeing her nearly naked. Eventually both she and Sapphire replaced the other two and the party was on.

This place is actually quite a bargain too. The cover is only five bucks. There's a full bar. Canned beers are four dollars. They offer 100% private two-way full-contact lap dances. Listen to these prices: two for $30 (clothes on), or two for $40 (nude). Why you wouldn't drop the extra $10 for her to get bare-assed I don't know, but I watched as one guy booked the $30 option and he had to pay with plastic. Poor bastard.

Before too long I saw, felt, and tasted the lovely Miss Priscilla in all of her fully naked glory. I had to wait awhile because she was so busy on the stage, but before the night was over I got to spend a little quality time alone with her, and I plan to spend a lot more if she will stick around. When I finally got her one-on-one, I was thinking that she was so hot that there was no way that she'd be offering full-time full-service parties to anyone, let alone a working man like me. There were some deft negotiations and copious amounts of substantial flattery on my part, and to my surprise she assured me that, while this was her first day, and she hadn't done anything of the sort as yet, but everything that I could imagine and/or suggest we might do together was indeed available. Unbelievable. Pretty close to heaven for a strip club fan.

I hope the Black Pearl experiment works out this time for everyone involved. Even though the prices are beyond reasonable, if it does stay open as a strip club long term I'm afraid I may spend too much of my kid's inheritance! All things considered, this ain't the world's best strip club...yet...but the two songs I had with Priscilla were the best lap dances I've ever enjoyed. I'll be back. If you get a chance please stop in yourself.

Used to be "Paradise Cafe". The name has been changed recently to "The Black Pearl Gentleman's Club." It's open Wed, Fri, and Sat nights. This is not a traditional strip club. It is connected to, and is designed to support a legal brothel. The bartender was proud to proclaim that, "this is the only place in the world where you can get a nude lap dance and then legally pay your dancer for a date!"

It's a pretty great concept and I'm surprised this hasn't been succussful in the past. I know it was attempted here in Winnemucca under the name "Paradise Cafe," but that venture didn't work. I assume it's because of improper management, not because the idea isn't excellent. The same people now own all five of the old cathouses that are situated in this small semi-cirle on the northwest corner of town. These buildings are all old and in need of attention, but with a bit of imagination you can tell there useed to be some wild partying going on here in days long past. I personally participated in one wild evening in the fall of 1980 or '81, and I will never forget what a great party I had in the old "Cozy Corner" which is now called the "Wild West Saloon." The Black Pearl is next door to the Wild West.

The new owners are trying to renovate this old "red light district" and restore it to it's former glory. I wish them well. I stopped in 2 weeks ago and had a nice time with a cute young black chick named "Saphire." She's got an amazing trim body and perfect skin. She gave me a great lap nude dance for $40 and then offered me full service for a couple hundred more. I did not go for that, but I'll be back for more of her charms.

You'll get a nostalgic feel of the old west and see some good looking naked chicks. You should give it a try. The "Wild West" is just getting going again, and The "Pussycat Ranch" across the street is operating too with a great-looking staff of working girls. They enjoy a reputation of providing some of the best "bang for your buck" among the legal brothels scattered throughout northern and central Nevada. Here's the Website: http://www.pussycatranch.com/home_1.htm. Good luck!

Yikes. This is one of the scariest joints I've been to. It is hardly "paradise." Beer is served in a can (real classy) and there is a single pole with a single stage and a single dancer. The one dancer that I saw had had better days earlier in her life, apparently. She was a bit haggard and didn't really do it for me. I'm sure there are a variety of girls that perform but I didn't stick around to watch for any more. I wouldn't reccommend this stop for anyone. Have one of the girls in a nearby "house" dance for you instead.

This place is essentially a brothel. Seriously. The strip club shares a building with one of the legal Nevada houses of prostitution and is 30 feet away from another (that uses the same “girls”). When I got there on a Tuesday at about 7:00 pm, the door to the club was locked even though it was lit up and had lit “open” and “open 24 hours” signs on it. The door next to it was lit up and locked also. A couple of other guys I didn’t know showed up at the same time, and we agreed to check the building across the parking lot that looked like a restaurant / lounge. The old lady inside who was cleaning tables said they were open and she pressed a buzzer and a couple of the working girls came out.

I asked about the club across the parking lot, and she said that the guy that runs it usually came in about 8 or 9 o’clock, but sometimes he didn’t show up at all. She added that the strippers over there were the same girls working here, and that they would be happy to do a strip in their room if I wanted. In addition, the menu at the bar included items like live sex shows, two girl action, shower rooms etc. I got the distinct impression that the “strip club” was rarely used at all, and was basically used by customers to preview the ladies. Since prostitutes aren’t my style, I politely declined a tour of the facilities, bought a single 4 dollar beer, and left. My two newly met companions decided to take the tour with the two ladies, so it all worked out OK.

The overall atmosphere of the place was a bit seedy and run down, but clean and friendly. It was a bit hard to find, kind of tucked in next to the river, but it had plenty of Truck parking and was within walking distance of several clean, very reasonably priced motels ($24 / night non-discounted rate). The two ladies where adequate looking, I would rate them about a 6 on the stripper scale, but not outstanding. I was a little ticked that the “strip-club” wasn’t exactly what it implied, but when it comes to a “milage rating” I don’t suppose it gets higher than this anywhere outside of Thailand.