the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

My comments following a recent Thursday night visit: OK bar, but very shitty strip club. On the bright side, there was one hot chick ("Charlie") and 3 other quite acceptable looking girls dancing. But they must wear pasties and g-strings, they have to work behind a brass fence on the stage. The $10 "private" dances (I sampled one with Charlie) are silly no-touch affairs conducted while a pair of loser bouncers sit across the room leering at you to make sure absolutely no contact was made. In addition, the barroom was filled with a bunch of obnoxious drunks by 9 p.m. Charlie told me she hates the lame Utah rules in effect here and that she makes upwards of $2 grand a night when travels south a few times a year to work at Olympic Gardens in Vegas. I presume her family obligations in Salt Lake City keep her from spending more time in Sin City. Southern X-Posure in Wendover sucks and I will never go back.

I went to the club last Saturday. I felt like a kid on Christmas morning running downstairs only to find coal in my stocking. Or to find Santa Claus lying dead and bloated in the middle of the living room floor.
A beautiful thing has been ruined at Southern X thanks to lame ass local laws. This used to be my all-time favorite club, with $10 lapdances that were the best bargain since the Louisiana Purchase. Now, it's gone Utah rules. No touching, air dances only. Worse, I was here on a Saturday night, and there was only one dancer from 8 p.m. to about 10 p.m. and then she was joined by only three others. This in a club packed with about 75 dudes. It would have taken me all night to get a dancers attention enough to get ripped off by paying $10 for an air dance. On the bright side, the beer was cold and at least I got out of there having tipped just a few singles. This place is a sad shadow of its former self.

I went there on a saturday night, and it was well worth it once i met the dancer azura. She is a russian girl with some tattoos. She has a cocky sensual attitude and her lap dances show off how much of a gymnast she is. She has tattoos in places that just blow you away. Catch her with her legs open and you see a butterfly. If you go there, you have to look her up, even just to see her do any of her amazing pole tricks!

This club used to go all day and all night non stop. Now it opens at 5pm and goes until 5 or 6 am. Lots of hot dancers but the thing that really got a rise out of me were two petite latin waitresses. Especially one, cute as a button, she seemed to pay more attention to me than the dancers. I'm not a drinker so a couple of cokes will do me for the night. She didn't even get many tips from me so I folded a $15.00 flower and gave it to her when I left the club around 1AM. Boy was she ever a hot little number even now I think about returning just to see her.
One thing that was unique: a customer have a wad of new one dollar bills and a couple of times he would throw a handfull of them into the air above a stage dancer they would get caught up in the fan above the stage and float down. That was a nice touch for him to give his favorite dancers.
All in all quite an enjoyable evening. The girls get topless on stage except for pasties covering their nips. But absolutly no pussy views. However they make up for the lack of nudity with $10.00 laps. and the contact one way is pretty good. I say one way, you don't have to sit on your hands but they trust you not to get too impulsive.
Next stop American Bush SLC Utah.