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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Two things had declined about the Pal since my last visit: the DJ and the drinks at the bar.
I had a Monster energy drink last time, but it was dropped in favor of something less satisfying. The new DJ doesn't use the lighting system as well as the old one. Also, the stripper I liked the previous time wasn't there this time.
That's all the bad news. The good part is that I met a blonde there who was terrific and exciting in the VIP room.
Nothing too crazy happened, but it was obvious that she was incredibly horny, just judging from all the moaning going on as soon as a little light grinding started. She's from out-of-town, but I've already arranged to meet her again this month.
I will say that the Pal doesn't have a lot of good-looking women. In two trips, I only saw 4-5 girls I'd consider having an LD with, but I met one outstanding one each time and that's all you need to be happy.

The only value anyone seems to see in this club is being able to drink while seeing nude dancers. That's lost on me, as I won't drink and drive. But the Palomino still had its attractions.
The first was no cover charge, granted after submission of a non-Nevada drivers license. The girl at the door did say there was a 2-drink minimum, though. The hustle factor was pretty high. I was immediately attracted to the girl on stage when I walked in, and she turned out to be the one I'll go back to see.
The Pal offers a 3/$100 deal of nude dances in the VIP. The first stripper I went back with immediately demanded a tip for touching, but there really wasn't much contact.
Stripper #2 was the one on stage and she was a lot more personal.
Stripper #3 was really pushy. She's also pretty hefty, so watch out for her. Not worth it at all.
I went back the next day and Stripper #2 wasn't there, but another good-looking girl called her and told her to get to work as fast as possible, so it was another good day.
The girl who made the call was not as pushy as the other two in the VIP area, but still not as good as #2. I'll be back soon and expect to sample a few others.


We Valet parked(a couple) and really like going here to watch the nude show and have a drink. Cover is $20 per. We have always gotten them to comp my wife. This time they wouln't so we headed to one of the nude soda joints!!Best line here is they don't endlessly harrass you for laps and vip dances if you tell them you are just there for the show.

Our October 07 trip the girls were great and we were even tempted to get a vip from one. but it got late.

The place is ok clean. Decor is old style Vegas. We found the drink service to be one of the best. Drinks for crown and coke were 8 bucks, pretty par for a strip club.
Alot of good seats here without sitting at the stage.
Upstairs is a seperate lounge/dance area. Men dancers the night we were there.
Most girls here were 6 or 7 with a few 8.. & one tepmting 9.

The thing to get used to most here is the part of town your in. North Las Vegas is not the same as the strip. You might feel uncomfortable driving or cabbing here. You are safe. If driving I recommend the valet,well worth it. This club is a great side trip while in town. We heard from other couples that alot can be negotiated in the VIP rooms for reasonable money.



This is the only "All Nude" clubs in Las Vegas that can legally serve alcohol. The reason it is alone in this is that it was "grandfathered" in many years ago. This is a great place to stop and reminds me of the "Old Vegas". I'll bet some of the famous characters of the underworld frequented this place back in the heydays.
I gave it a rating of 8 for it's uniqueness. If you want a sweet young muffin staring you in the face then plan on arriving by 8 and sit up front.
I've also actually found that after midnight too will afford you some great views and a lot of feminine attention. Point of information; if you're tactful enough you might be able to negotiate some late night discounts on a couch dance (it is important to compliment and sweet talk her first). Make your negotiation after at least the second round that you buy her!
Note that this place is not cheap and that you have to pick through the stable to find that one diamond in the ruff. But if you find one and have the knack for conversation you'll find a good time at the Palimino.