the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This is the most vile place I have been in my entire life. I should have expected it to be so bad considering the neighborhood in which it is located. The inside of this place looks a lot worse than the outside, and the outside is quite the eye sore. My party left less than five minutes after we entered. I only saw three girls, all gross, but mayber there were more in the back. The dancer on stage was about 75 pounds overweight, and she was visibly missing patches of hair. The only other customers in there looked like Hell's Angels. This bar does not serve alcohol, so I really can't imagine any reason why anyone would come here. I wish I could give more details, but our stay was so brief, I didn't have time to take it all in (nor did I want to take any more in than I did). Even if the cover charge was 50 cents, this place would still be a rip off.

I arrived early at Talk of the Town. I tend to prefer nude clubs, so I thought it was worth a check. The main room has a stage in the very center, with mirrors placed on far walls. The room was not very large, but there were very few patrons when I was there so it seemed spacious. Some of the few patrons appeared to be there with an extremely tight budget - choosing seats far away from the stage where they could watch the stage show without tipping. This was pretty rude in my opinion, but the dancers really made the best of it. More than any other strip club that I have been to, it was clear some of the dancers were having fun with their craft. Without many tipping eyes around them, many would use the mirrors to look at themselves - usually successfully getting themselves excited. The dancers collectively were very friendly with each other, tipping each other in an attempt to draw out more tips from the patrons. At one point one dancer even brought all dancers on stage apparently on a whim just to shake things up. There were not many dancers for the shift I attended - 2 or 3 beautiful ones and 2 or 3 not as exciting ones.

A round of stage shows doesn't take long here, and I paid for one lap dance after one round before leaving. The private show room was darker than I would have liked, and overall the dance was neither disappointing or particularly enthralling.

While this place lacked a clean, professional feel and also lacked a decent number of dancers, it made up for in providing sexy, relatively affordable, and fun shows. A very different strip club experience in Vegas.

When you walk into the club section, to your immediate right, there are benches all along the wall and seating with tables. The main stage is connected to the wall and is semi-rectangular with a single pole. Past the stage are more benches and tables with seats. To the far back on the left side are the fantasy booths. The biggest thing you'll notice here is that everything is green! It's like being somewhere on St. Patty's day. The tables, chairs, carpet, and even the stage is green. The music runs off a jukebox, and the dressing room is behind the bar.

The gals are overall are fairly average with a few girls a bit above average. The stage shows are decent. The laps are $20 and are mid-mileage. Overall, nothing special here but because of the no cover before 6pm, there are a lot of locals which come in after work.


Wasn't expecting much from a small place, but looks decieve ..very much worth a look or 2 !!! extensive "menu" if you will ..not only of women but if you want to shell out a few bucks as well ..and the women themselves ..*whilst hustling a bit for tips which is fine* were absolutelt beautiful !