the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place is basically a big rip off when compared to my other strip club experiences. I was in here a few nights after midnight. There were quite a few girls, most of them average and a few stunners. The hustle factor was high which I don't really care about because if they want to sit next to or on me and harrass me for dances, I don't feel obligated and sometimes the interactions can be humorous. But anywayz, most of the girls here push "30 minutes in the VIP" for $300. I wasn't about to pay that kind of money especially after having visited places like Adelitas is TJ. Finally one beautiful, skinny, big busted burnette conned me into 4 lap dances for $100. We went to the side of the bar and before she even started she demanded payment for all of the dances and tip.....I got pissed off which spoiled the mood and she relented on the tip, took her pre-payment and gave me four of the lamest lap dances I've had in a long time. OH well, that's the way it goes sometimes. The next night I took no dances from anyone and by the end of the night had some semi-chubby blonde hanging on my side telling me she'd go back to my room with me for $200. I didn't take her up on it because I didn't like her. In conclusion, I found much better clubs in Vegas than this TOURIST TRAP! See my reviews for Sapphires and Cheetahs.

Arrived on a Friday night @ 11pm. Place was very busy, with lots of customers and tons of girls. There is no cover here, but there is a two drink minimum that you pay upfront when you first walk in. They used to at least let you sit down before you had to whip out your wallet.

I sat at the bar and watched the girls hustle for awhile. The dancers really had the hard hustle on this night, which is kinda unusual for this club. Must be the bad economy. Lots of 5, 6 & 7’s walking around, with a few 9’s that I spotted. I finally grabbed a beautiful young blond, who sat with me for quite awhile chatting before we danced. Standard topless dances in the booths along the back wall are $30…I didn’t inquire as to the VIP costs.
Afterwards, I had my eye on a hot asian girl, but I had someplace else to get to, so I headed out @ 12;30am, and the place was busier than when I had arrived. It’s really interesting the types of customers that this place attracts from the foot traffic that passes out front – older couples, groups of women, single women just to mention a few. There was a chubby housewife type that kept following me around the club, and I finally figured out that I must have represented some sort of security blanket for her, since I was also a woman out on my own. It was hilarious. But everybody seems to get along well and most seem to be having a good time.


Having read other reviews posted here, I didn't expect a great experience. But this is the lowest rating I have ever given. The place is so dark that I didn't know the dancer on stage was topless until she picked up her top and put it on. But what finished me was the hustle. Before my required 2 drinks were delivered a dancer had pounced. Now I actually rather like agressive dancers. But this one did not appeal to me. I spent 15 minutes trying to convince her to leave. When she finally agreed to move on she wanted a tip. At that point I cut my losses and went elsewhere.

I rated Girls of Glitter Gulch a 10. My boyfriend and I went together on a Thursday night (around 11:30). We had a blast. The drinks were strong. There was a variety of girls. I felt comfortable and we stayed for about an hour. The nude lap dances were pretty tame, no touching of any sort. We didn't feel pressured to spend $1000.00 to have fun. It reminded me of the vegas strip clubs of the 90's.