the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Oh how far we have fallen.
Went by on a Wednesday evening, about 10:00pm. The parking lots, which in the past you could not even find a space in, were very empty.
This tells me that the place has never recovered.

I did not want to invest $30 to go into a dead place, so I am skipping it for this trip, but will try again to see if it ever returns to its former glory. The place has been through many owners in just the past couple of years, as the original owners were indited on tax evasion charges.


I was excited to see the place open again, after a long absence.
Went by on a Thursday night, and the parking lot was not at all full. I can remember when you couldn't find a space.

I tried to see if I could diminish the $30 cover charge, since I drove myself. I said that you don't have to pay the cabs $20, so I should get in for $10. NO way, they said! (I have been able to talk some other clubs into the $10 driving deal.)

Well I am not going to pay that amount for a place that the TUSCL reviews are now panning. That's a shame, as this was once of the premiere clubs in Las Vegas.



What a difference a couple of years makes. This used to be my favourite place in vegas by far. The girls were pretty much all outrageously smokin hot, the private dances had great contact for the most part, and the whole vibe of the place was fun. I was on a trip last week, and had an opportunity to stop in for one day shift, and two nights. First, I am sad to report that the $15 lapdances that they used to offer during the day is gone. That was one of the HUGE draws of this place...sure the day shifters tend to be a little older and plumper, but sill good looking enough for a $15 lappy. So, I did not worry about the day shift so much. I would expect the place to be slow and the girls of a lower quality. That night I returned to find the average girl maybe a 6, the hustle factor through the roof, and the crowd beligerant. There was no sense of fun in the joint like the old days.Finally, decided to try one more time two nights later. It was pretty much the same low quality. i did try a lapdance from a fairly attractive asian chick, and was told, "No touching at all sorry. There has been a crackdown". That pretty much ended my night there and i went to the Rhino. Things were MUCH MUCH better there. (see my review)

Got back to Crazy Horse Too for the first time in almost five years. This used to be one of the best clubs anywhere. Plenty of girls and some of the most gorgeous girls you would find anywhere, they had plenty of attitude but got great mileage. Had to watch for the hustle but a good time could be had by all.

But now, what has happened to my favorite club? The place looks old and tired. And nowhere near the number of girls that there used to be. You can still find a hot girl, but you have to sort through some ordinary ones now. The hustle is still everywhere, so you have to watch out. But for my money head over to Olympic Garden. The girls are just as cute, and you get much better personal service.