the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

We entered the club at about midnight. There was a guy at the entrance checking people with a pat down and a metal detector. You'll have to check in your camera if you have one.
The club was PACKED! There were waaaay too many guys there. Plenty of girls however but not enough chairs. Our group of 3 were on the waiting list for a table for about 2 hrs. If you do finally get a seat, the selection of girls is awesome. Many 9's and 10's, enough that you don't have to bother with the "others."
Bottom line is, if you want hot women, you'll find them here. Just expect to wait in line for seats and have less than intimate lap dances unless you pay extra for the vip rooms.

paid the cover and walked into heaven! the placed was packed with over 100 girls. sat sat and watched the action as girls were dancing on stage. a hot blonde came up and asked me for lap dance. so we went to lap dance area and she took off her top and began rubbing it over my face and grinding my crotch. she then proceeded to gring me until i was spent. went back to watch the stage show will definitely return once the bank account recovers..

Stopped by the Rhino on Thursday night, June 26 around 10pm. No line outside the door yet, but fairly full inside. Most tables were occupied, but found last two seats near the stage. Seemed that there were more girls than customers at that point and was swarmed immediately.

Quality of dancers (as always at the Rhino) was exceptional. Didn't see any that were less than a 7, although most were 8s and 9s.

Got a handful of dances in the main room from a gorgeous eastern euro girl and went to VIP with her. Hands were free to roam anywhere and everyone and she immediately put her tongue down my throat and kept it there for most of the session. Thank god her shift had just started! Was a blast but spent too much money. Would definitely recommend to anyone. Had driven by the Olympic Garden before going to the Rhino and the parking lot was almost empty... so was Sapphire's.

The first thing that I noticed about the club is the long lines outside, lots of people waiting to get inside, I went on a Saturday. Inside was packed, took a while for me and my friends to get some seats. The cover charage is high. Very upscale, there is a dress code: no jeans, sneakers, or shorts. Not for the hip-hop or thug crowd. The club has lots of couples, so you can say that it is very couples-friendly. The club does not have one main stage, it has several mini-stages located throughout. The advantage of this layout is that no matter where you are sitting you are reasonably close to a stage. Each stage has two or three dancers doing pole work. Lighting is very low, so it is sometimes hard to see a dancer on stage. Music is loud dance club type songs, but the DJ is not obnoxious or makes himself the center of attention.

Wait staff are very friendly and courteous. Alcohol is served here, prices are reasonable relative to Las Vegas standards. Likewise, the price of a lap dance is reasonable relative to Las Vegas standards. The club dancers are about an 8 average. A variety of shapes, sizes, and ethnicities; no one grossly skinny or fat, and all are very friendly. The dancers on stage wear outfits roughly resembling two-piece swimwear. The lapdancers wear low-cut party type dresses. The hustle factor here is low, if you say no to a dancer they will take this in stride and move on. There is plenty of lapping action going on all round the club. When getting a lap dance the dancer will at some point let the top of their dress hang down. Moderate amount of one-way contact to the customer above the waist, including light rubbing of boobs to the face.

Overall, I would return to this club, but on a less crowded night.