the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Visited here last night on a business trip to Omaha. I don't really understand the two separate entrances that are open at different times. We got here around 6, so we went through the door on the right. I was thrown off by the size at first due to the mirrors and quickly realized how small the place is. It was pretty crowded, so I immediately started feeling claustrophobic. I was simple blown away by the $7.50 draft beer. Where does this place think it is? Vegas? We sat by the stage, so I felt obligated to give a dollar to every girl who got up there. On the plus side, there were some hot ones and they rotated through after every song. In the hour we sat there, not one girl came up and talked to us. It seems they had regulars who weren't spending money to tend to. I probably will not go back here on my next trip to Omaha.

Stopped by here late on a recent Wednesday nite after an earlier stop at the Harrah's riverboat casino (don't bother). A series of recent business trips has enabled me to visit a number of the highest rated TUSCL clubs in the past 8 weeks in Tampa, Houston, Dallas, LA, and SFO. To my great surprise, I actually had a pretty enjoyable experience here - far better than I had expected knowing this was a bikini bar.

Location is easy to find on west side of Omaha...in an area of suburban strip malls - very safe area. Club is smaller than it appears, a bit blue collar, I got there around 10:30 pm and the place was pretty busy but not so crowded you couldn't find a place to sit. No cover charge - which is a switch from some of the clubs I've recently been to that wanted as much as $25-40 to walk in the door.

Beers were $6.00 per. There is a long stage the length of the bar running down once wall that the girls dance on. Each girl rotates thru all three locations. There was a lot of stage tipping this nite.

This club is a bikini club. Tops and bottoms stay on at all times. At first this was a problem for me, but overall it wasn't that bad - seems some bikini's are damned near nude to me. There were a number of girls working, at least 20. There were a couple of real lookers, but on average the girls were 5-7's at best - many attractive but on the heavy to chunky side.

I was interested in pursuing some private dances - cuz that's what I like to do :) The girls do not seem to be very motivated to sell the private dances. No one approached me, eye contact with a smile and a hi didn't draw anyone in - I just couldn't seem to drum up any interest. Most of the girls seemed to be planted at a table with someone, but there were few if any dances going on. In other clubs, when I run into this situation, my habit is to drop a bigger tip on a stage dance and try to get someone to engage with me. This wasn't springing anyone loose this nite. Time ran on and I had made an attempt with four different dancers on stage. I had just finished my planned last beer and was about to leave when one of the ladies I had approached earlier circled back to me...her table of friends had called it a nite.

Finally...and my type too...leggy brunette. We engaged in a bit of conversation and a number of private dances. I learned that, unlike many clubs I've been to recently, the ladies get paid an hourly wage to work here. This explains the lack of aggression on selling the private dances - many of the girls are satisfied to work for their hourly nut plus stage tips.

At first glance, it seems that private dances aren't all that private - everything is pretty much out in the open. But the reality is that there actually are a few out-of-the way corners that are nice, private locations - find one of them. For the most part this is a one way club, but my experience is that the more you spend the less one way the rules...go figure. I ended up having a great time after a slow start. Of course that's only because I was able to engage with a lady of interest...

Club rating...start with 10 less 3 for bikini bar, plus 1 for serving alcohol, minus 1 for dancer attitude/approach, minus 1 for overall atmosphere, plus 1 for good experience with dancer...net = 7

I must have caught this club on a bad night last time. I went back this evening and things were much more positive. The girls were very attractive and very liberal with the private dances. Had some good mileage with the girl that I was with.

They start the evening in a small room to the side of the main stage and this tends to be a little tight if they have a little crowd. Smoke is sometimes a problem here too. The main area has more room and is much more comfortable.

Overall this club is probably the best in Omaha.

Not sure what is happening to this club. I stopped in this afternoon and the place was quiet. Three or four girls were dancing and none were girls that the same as I remember from previous trips.

I tipped one girl who seemed nice but her mind seemed interested in some guy that kept giving 20 dollar tips while she was on stage. Could not tell if the guy was an idiot for tipping that much for stage activity (she was not that great) or whether she was trying to build up her value.

I had one dance with her. It was nice but not worth spending another 20 bucks. The atmosphere of this club makes me wonder if they got busted for something.