the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

I had a nice time at this club June 21. Previous reviews do not do it justice. It is quite layed back the staff is friendly and non intrusive and the girls are better than average. This was my first visit to the club but this is my type of club and I will visit it again. I especially liked Jessica and Heather. I wanted to see Rose but she left early. Darn that girl is hard connect with. But that is my quest so I will continue to try. girls 7 club7 staff 7.

I rank SW one grade above 5 only because the girls do take their panties off. I had been in there several times years ago, and it has not changed much. It's a kind of depressing and sad, dirty and smelly place. It is in the parking lot of a truck stop, which is a bonus to me. But I found the place to have very little energy. The best thing about it was the cute and funny barmaid who unfortunately remained fully dressed. I went in about 10 on a Friday night. There were four unattractive girls dancing and one hot one. I saw a lot of belly fat, C-section scars, saggy titties, too many tattoos...you know the type. I tipped each girl a few bucks as she got naked...and got nice smiles from each, except the good looking one. I'm sorry to say that although she is really cute blonde chick with a tight little ass, she was just a nasty bitch. Her boyfriend was sitting at the bar like a fool and she spent all of her off-stage time with him. That move cost her at least 30 of my dollars. I eventually got a nude lap dance from the best of the unattractive girls (I think her name was Julia). She was nice and fun and smelled good...but she failed to get my blood pressure to rise. So it's hit and miss at good old SW's. Julia suggested that I would like that new place over in Gallatin Gateway a lot better. A lot of hot young co-eds from Montana State work there, so that's my next stop. I'll let you know what I find out.

The place is a dump, right in a truck stop. Beer and wine only, no booze. $5.00 to get in the door.
Only 3 girls dancing the night I was there, girl next door type (if you live next door to a trailer park). Sorry, Montana, but there HAVE to be better looking women in this state. The best looker was a bit chunky, blonde, lots of tats, maybe a 6 after you've finished a six, good part was that she seemed to enjoy what she was doing (the other two looked like they couldn't wait to leave, they'd have trouble making a 5). She did a stage deal for some trucker who had just paid off his truck and was celebrating. Did enough bouncing on his johnson to break it but he looked like he was enjoying it. Didn't get any privates (too late) but, based on previous reviews, may stop in to try one if I'm ever back around Billings.

It's a little dumpy concrete block building behind a truck stop. The beer was cold, and the bartender was by far the cutest girl in the place. Three dancers dancing, nothing above maybe a 6 or so. Two out of 3 were a bit heavy with no special redeeming qualities to make me overlook that. Definitely not worth the drive from anywhere -- even the short approx 10 miles from Billings. Didn't even bother with a private dance, nothing worth even a few $$s.