the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

the girls were so so nothing to write home about. they were friendly. wouldnt go outta my way to stop again. drinks were fare priced and strong enough to make me happy. music was same old boring strip club music and to loud. didnt get a dance rather drink. If I was to go through town again i would fill up the tank and keep rolling instead of stopping here. Did get propisitioned which is always a plus to the strip club experience. had to pass on that also. so keep on rollin when you get to this town.

Much better than the local competitor, but not up to Fla/CA standards in most regards. Girls ranged from 4 with missing teeth to 7 with lots of tats to Kennedy-8.5 and the most amazing pole act I've ever seen. Club itself is a little wierd, but fun. Entry room is bar/casino, kitchen in back that is open when the owner feels like it. Strippers work in second room. DJ is big biler kind of dude, scary looking a little but seems friendly. Most girls get nude on stage pretty quickly, but when I asked one girl why she didn't I got "it will cost you $40 to see me nude." Tip rail resulted in nothing from some dancers, to off the stage grinding on your lap from other dancers. One dancer repeatedly demonstrated her ability to pick her tips off my lap with her teeth. Private dances were commonly quoted at $@0 topless $40 nude. One dancer gave me a 3/$60 nude special. She wasn't the hotest dancer but was very energetic and got off on the private dance as much as I did. I can verify that since she encouraged me to check for her excitement. I'll definately go back the next time I'm in Great Falls area.

This is the closest US club to my home but it still a good 2-1/2 to 3 hour drive. I visited a couple of times in December of 2006. The girls are quite friendly if you can get their attention. It is a lot mor fun for me if the girl will come and visit. I got there about 10 pm and had to be gone by midnight. Anastasia sort of caught my eye when I first walked through the door, I smiled at her but she walked by as if I wasn’t there. I made her a couple of nice $6 tips on the rail and she eventually stopped by to visit. That was just about time for me to be leaving. She sat and chatted for the better part of ½ hr between her stage shows. I realized, then, she was just shy, hadn’t been stripping very long. She was actually quite fun to visit with. She’s from Moscow Russia has been here for about 4 years and is doing very well with the language. Just as I was about to leave she asked me why I didn’t ever buy any dances. I said “because no one has asked me”. I prefer to be asked because it seems every time I ask the price goes up $5. Anyway I had to leave, so I just gave her a nice tip for sitting with me. I hope she is still there when I go back in April and I hope she is still a little shy. Really nice girl.

For a small Montana club it's not bad. I was there last weekend and it has gotten much nicer since it first opened. There is a two drink min. with no cover charge. Six girls danced and with the exception of one all of them were quite attractive with no extra poundage which is rare here. All of the girls were very personable and the private dances with Samantha were excellent.