the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I was feeling a little hot and tired on this Friday night since the temp got in the 60's and was muggy almost so I decided to stop and have me a beer or two after work. Now before the dancers start, my regular strip club in town, Blondie's has reasonably priced drinks and is pretty nice since all the remodeling and such they've done so I walked in and sat at the bar. I no more than got my beer and took a sip when I nearly fell off the barstool...there she was looking even hotter than I remembered and soo sexy, red hair and all. Yes my all time fave dancer was there and she still had the most killer body I had ever seen on a woman that was over the age of 22 and had children but that isn't her only asset and she dances like a dream, a wet one at that. I sat there dumbstruck cuz I hadn't seen her in almost 2 years yet she looked exactly the same if not a little younger even...with the same slow and sexy music she always played. I never got the chance to talk to her tho since she was just there to show her stuff to get back in the game, but all I can say is I hope she is back to stay. I know where I will be spending a lot of my time and my money for a while if she is working even a few nights a week. And my wife is even more eager to come and see this lovely and talented lady on the stage again, not only for the dancing and rest of her but for the zany and wild shows she puts on, my wife adores how she genuinely loves to make them laugh as well as pant like puppies for her. I have to come and check back just to see and when I see that she's doing new as well as tried and true stuff, I plan on raising the rating of this club by at least 2 points cuz this little redhead can charm anyone. I have seen her make the old biddies who come in and look disgusted at actually being in a strip club break out in smiles when she does one of her cast of characters and my favorite show was always her Little Red Riding Hood one....mmmmmm wouldn't any guy love to be the Big Bad Wolf and eat all of her goodies? Wonder if she remembers us by name....I'll definitely do an update and boost my rating then...no dancer were as friendly to any and all as I remember her being.