the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I was visiting Springfield with a co-worker, staying at the Doubletree around the corner, so we decided to stop in here. Not only is this the worst strip club I have ever been to, it may be the worst bar in the worst city. Avoid this place at all costs. A couple of the dancers were so vile, that I had to turn away while they were on stage. The bathroom actually smelled better than the bar, which isn't a complement. The only redeeming thing was that the bartender looked like she might have been hot like 10 years ago.

Don't waste your time. This has to be the worst club I have ever been in. They only had 2 dancers. One had to be pushing 45 and looked like she was on meth. The other looked like she had just given birth right before shift. Lots of stretch marks. The place is small and trashy. Don't have to worry about me coming back. Don't waste the time.

I went here on a late afternoon mid week in December. The place is easy to find, on a main street, with a big sign out front, and is right across from Mcdonalds. There were only 2 girls dancing, a few locals in there, too much smoke in the air. This just was not my type of place. I think I stayed about 30 minutes before leaving. No cover charge.