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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went here again Sunday night, to see if an incredible brunette I saw on Wednesday afternoon was there. No joy there, but a few other girls that struck my fancy. Unfortunately I was confirmed in a prejudice that others have had as well about many clubs - the day shift mileage is far better than the night shift mileage. Turns out still to be true here. Admittedly I spent less money because I got fewer dances, but they were singularly less satisfying than the ones I get from Cristy and her friends on days. The rating here is for night shift only, day shift is more like a 10.

Went here in the afternoon. No cover charge until 7pm, and supposed they have a free buffet according to their TV ads, from 5 to 7, but I didn't see that. 3 dancers on duty when I was there. One of the 3 told me that originally there had been 5, but one fell ill and another took her home or to the doctor, leaving 3. 2 of the 3 were busy in the more expensive of the 2 VIP rooms. I don't recall exactly how expensive the costlier VIP room was, but it was way too rich for me. The other one required a $20 wristband, then the dances were $20 each. You could also get $10 dances out on the floor.

The decor of the place was really pretty nice, but it also pretty dark so hard to tell. AS you enter there is one stage immediately on your right. That's the one that was in use the afternoon I went. There was another stage, bigger I think, around the corner and back on the left, and the bar was on the far left of the room. Between the bar and the back stage,along the wall, is a row of couches that looked to be good for getting the $10 dances. I didn't try those either so I have no idea what the mileage might be.

I did do the $20 dances in the lesser of the two VIP rooms. Got four with a delightful brunette named Crystal. Very high mileage. I was confirmed that I'd chosen the right girl when a blonde dancer giving a dance to another customer at the same time apparently made a cellphone call during the dance. I hadn't heard the phone ring.

This VIP room has couches around the walls, a pair of curtains to close off the entrance, and a table with 2 chairs on rollers in the middle. There are some partitions dividing the couches up into sections. Not sure how the table comes into play, but my dancer used one of the chairs to brace herself as she backed into me. Very high mileage, and I enjoyed all 4 dances I received. We had gone into the VIP room in the middle of one song, and had sat there for a couple more songs before actually starting the dances, and Crystal was very pleasant to talk to. All in all, a fun place to go. Crystal will be back on Friday, and so will I. P.

I went to this Club on a Saturday Night roughly around 1am. The Parking lot was packed but not the strip club. There was only 4 clients inside and no in the VIP area. I have to say it wasn't worth the 50 cents I put in the pool table to play. I stayed roughly 2 hours and saw the same stripper repeat her set 3 times. Kinda sad, a saturday night at 1am and there were roughly 10-12 girls working. They claim that they have the "hottest girls in KC". But I dunno about that. There were 2 or 3 that were in there mid 40s working and 1 that had two teeth missing. Didn't want me to throw down any bucks that for sure. They did have a couple of cuties that were working and not once did I get asked for a dance during the whole 2 hours. There were several strippers around the bar throughout the night aswell. They weren't very talkative like you would expect. I would think that if this type of issue persists that they will not be in business much longer. The surrounding business' are kinda run down at this area isn't really known as a good part of town to begin with. I would try this club again though to see if there is any diffrence in staff or changes to the atmosphere, but it will be a while before it'll happen.

This club has potential. They have several problems that make this club a poor choice to go to. First the stage is too small, they have a large room and only a small 8 ft stage with one pole for the girls to dance on. The girls are OK but they have lost all their energy and are just going through the motions. One girl even started watching TV during her dance. The cover was free and the drinks were cheap so that wasn’t the problem. It was so slow the night we were there that we found one of the employee’s at a competitors club later that night.