the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Very basic club...nothing special. Don't get too prepared to see superhotties...they aren't here. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink or two and see a different kind of atmosphere, check it out. But you're not gonna fall in love or decide that this is your new favorite place.

I was there in the early evening and didn't really see anything too special. The drinks were priced accordingly, but i don't have any information on lap dances. I wish I could have found someone that I wanted a dance from...

All in all, something different...but not something special.

no cover was nice, but getting one of the girls to pay attention to an out of towner is a challenge. One dancer sat with me a few minutes but suddenly had to check on a regular. Girls are average, a lot of variation. Mostly white which I like, only about three with big titties out of 10--of course they had their regulars. Late hours (3am) is good.

I haven't been to the Lady in about 3 years and after about 15 minutes I remember why. First it's not a great neighborhood, but you always feel safe? The bar is nice enough, but it's a all air club - absolutely no grinding or touching. The dancers are for the most part girls that have been in the biz for years. The bartenders and wait staff are great, but the rest has little to be desired. Six is a very generous rating. If you are just looking for a place to drink with barely dressed women, it's allright, although you can do that almost anywhere and for a lot less. My visit was on a Saturday night about 11 p.m.

I notice that the Shady Lady has not been reviewed in 20 months. I think I know why. Yeah, there are women who dance & remove some of their clothes here while doing so. But basically, this place is a laid-back, funky neighborhood bar in an odd part of town, off the beaten path many blocks east of downtown. There are regulars who seem to be mostly there to drink. SL has a kitchen and the food is prety good. The dancers vary widely in attractiveness. The dances they offer are entirely air. The ceiling is low, and the place is a little rundown & shabby. I admit that I have friends who like to come here, but honestly,I just don't get it.