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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went on a Friday night looking for a particular dancer from a visit long past. Parking lot was paved, well lit and patrolled by security. Door charge was 5 bucks. A beer and a bottled water was $7.75 and because I tipped the girl the rest of a 10-spot, she told me that my two-drink minimum was satisfied. Dancers higher class and more attractive than Tiffany's across the street. Crowd was older and primarily white. Girls were a good mix of races and body types. My favorite, Kim, was a little black spinner who could not be more than 5 feet tall and very, very tight. Private dances done on couches in a semi-private area away from dancefloor. I used a 2 for 1 to make it a managable 20 bucks per dance, and even with the aggressive hands-on private dance, 40 bucks is steep. My dancer came to me during the lead up to the 2 for 1 and she was not my type. However, she said the 2fer would not be around for another hour, so I took her up on the deal. We ended up being the only ones in the private dance area, and she took her top off and was very aggressive. I had to ask her NOT to open my zipper, as I take the issue of cooties pretty seriously (I mean, I KNOW where her hands had been!) She opened my shirt and sucked on my nipples and did some serious stick shifting through the pants. Even though she told me not to rub her cooter, she kept putting my hand on it and reacted whenever I pushed her button a bit. The two dances were not terribly erotic nor artistic, but were functional toward a biological conclusion. I was primed at Tiffany's and the pump produced at Danny's. She got a nice tip, and I left still looking for the girl who pronounces her name Moan-YAY.

It's hard to believe I'm actually saying this but this club appears to be on the upswing. The quality of girls in this establishment has greatly improved since my last visit. But there are still plenty of things holding this club back.

I visited this club last Friday. Got a quality private dance from Sapphire. But I had to wait nearly 2 whole hours before the first 2/1 dance special was announced. Why? The competition down the street holds 2/1's every 30 minutes. Danny's would do well to follow that example. 2/1 beer specials were too few and far between as well.

Girls were not pushy, nor were the waitresses. And the decor does seem to be improving. But until this place follows some examples, it will continue to be the second best of West Street.

Should have come to TUSCL before visiting last night. Based on outside appearance of buildings, went here first instead of Babes. Should have paid more attention to number of cars in parking lot. Building is much bigger, nicer, etc. than Babes across the street. That coupled with cold beer and reasonable drink prices gets a 5. Otherwise, lack of talent, dead atmosphere, would have provided a lower rating. Only about 5 girls, fairly interchangeable large guts and butts w/ no breasts (except for the one w/ very saggy "fold down" breasts). I don't mind a girl with a bit more cushion, but the breasts better stick out more than the stomach! We were there maybe 25 minutes, one quick drink and bailed across the street, which turned out to be the good move of the night.

Was in town for business and got just about what I expected for Jackson, MS on Tuesday night. Lack of talent but girls were friendly enough. A very low hustle factor also. The only problem was the music was really loud.