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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went on Friday night around 10 pm. Parking lot was crowded, small, rough and full of thugs. I was on a mission to find a particular dancer or else would not have stopped at all. Atmosphere from outside almost dangerous. Parked on street a block away. Club is primarily young, black and gangsta. I am 0-for-3 in those catagories, but everyone was accomodating and I was made to feel welcome. Door was $5. Beers were 4 something. I ordered a beer and a bottled water and it was $7.75. The waitress was nice and attentive. Dancers were black except for one tatooed meth girl, and were generally attractive. No frills show. 2 songs on stage, got nekkid in the second. Girls were very aggressive in pursuing private dances, done on couches along the walls in the same room as dancefloor. Even with lack of privacy there was much full-contact karate and serious stick-shifting. Dances were $40, but I waited until a 2-for-one special, so got 2 at the reasonable rate of 20 bucks each. The girl was so-so in the way of looks, but worked very hard at trying to get the money shot and even asked if I would tip extra if the ending was a happy one. Very high mileage dances, but out in the open. I looked around and other guys even had their pants open and were getting hand to hand stick shifting. One dancer had her face so deep into the guys pants if you told me there was oral going on, I would believe it. Overall, the grade is high only due to the very high mileage "private" dances. I would recommend Danny's across the street instead.