the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

A lot of girls come down to Mankato from the Twin Cities to dance during the week. YMMV on dances and attention, as a LOT* of the girls have their regular customers - who look like Larry The Cable Guy but who are actually millionaire farmers. A lot of these gentleman pay the girls to actually just sit and talk to them, if you can believe that. This is especially true for the hottest girls, so make sure you get their attention and let them know you want some attention before they go off on a chat fest with Farmer Jones.

Mettler's has pretty good food available for your enjoyment. If you want some really good eat's after you're done watching the girls, I recommend going down the street to Pagliah's pizza - it totally rocks! One last comment, if you see a heavy set, bald fat man working behind the bar at Mettler's, I recommend watching your "P's" and "Q's"... he is very obnoxious and opinionated and you may wind up getting asked to leave for expressing a belief or opinion that he does not agree with.

The place was a bit hard to find if you're not a local. Ok so my rating looks low, but that's because I've been around and been to better. But for the area this may be more of a 7. This place isn't bad. Nice looking ladies. Nice stage to sit around. If you're in the area there may not be much else to do, so it will do in a pinch. Sit back relax and enjoy the sites. Hopefully with a friend to dicuss the days events. And stay at the hotel downtown so you don't have far to go. I Mankato this is it, so enjoy.

This club was recently remodeled and looks really nice now. About 6 dancers averaging 5-8 early in the week. On the weekends around 15 dancers in the 5-9 range. Most of the additional weekend dancers are from the Twin Cities. There is not a schedule so you never know who is dancing and when. The place is fairly laid back and freindly. The dancers do not overly push the dances and the drinks which are reasonable priced for a gentlemans club are not pushed by the waitress staff. The table dances are $10 for one song. YMMV greatly from air to grinding but there is no touching allowes by the customers. There is no VIP section or couch dances. This is a big drawback but I don't think the city fathers would allow it. All in all a very nice place and there are no alternatives with in 75 miles.

Just like the name it a bar and a restaurant and their also is a stage where really good looking girls will dance half naked for your pleasure. The good is the quality of girls no playmate material but no dancers who do not belong. The dances are done at your table with very little contact by the dancer and absolutely none by you. A Full menu and the food is great with excellent service. The bad is the place is a litte hard to find for a out of towner.