the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

As I have said before I am on a quest to see every club in Metro Detroit so I went out to the Ann Arbor area to visit the local talent. This club is like every other McVu I have ever visited. No mileage to speak of and very little contact allowed. You get a better than normal stage shows and lots of young good looking dancers. Prices are high for what you get and the VIP is a waste of money unless you really like your dancer and would have gotten 20 dances from her in the normal lap area. It is fully nude so if you’re into that this is one of the few places in the area to visit. High hustle rate for you to get dances and buy drinks for the lady I always ask if the lady really wants one and let them know I’ll tip the staff anyway. Most of them really do not want the drink but they are not allowed to say no. The best seats in the house are at the tip rail you get just about as much contact s you do with a lap and for a buck well maybe two. This is a great club for a first timer and the younger crowd an old dog like me wants it a little nastier and I am willing to pay for it. If you are in the Ann Arbor area this is the only club worth visiting the other one Legg’s is a pile of crap see review from same night.

Awesome club. My first strip club ever and then became quite a patron. Till I found other clubs.
Don't get me wrong, this is a nice club, nude and all and many of the girls are gorgeous. But the thing I don't like is there are too many restrictions. No touching during the couch dances. Very few girls will let you touch and even then in very few areas. No hands even on the but cheeks.
Then there are the 1/2 hr and 1 hr vip dances. They are not worth the $175 and $300 resp. I say this coz you ca touch, but no sucking, licking...and no touching at all when the gals are fully nude. They do entice u by bringing their pussies close to u..but most of it is just ass grabbing or else these girls making those moaning sounds when they are close to ur ears. I'd rather go to Landing Strip and get a mouthful than sit here and waste money and time...!!!

Things are slow and cold here in Michigan these days. January is never very good and it has been decidedly colder than usual of late which has slowed business all over and certainly at the Ypsilanti Deja Vu. Meanwhile, the neighborhood, as mentioned in previous reviews is NOT an issue. You may get a panhandler later at night, but they are harmless and the large parking lot across the street is safe. Plenty of street traffic for the popular student bar around the corner and lots of cops at the bar's 2am closing time make for safe and secure goings.
Admission is $8.00 during the day, $15 at night, both include a $6 bottomless non-alcoholic drink, (pop,) premium drinks like O'Doull's are more.
The layout, one stage, with a single dancer is the format here, featuring an emphasis on stage dancing and pole tricks. DJs and music vary from OK to annoying, but are easily overlooked. A large open room in front with typical DJV booths in the "Executive" or "VIP" lounge in back for lap dancing. This club now features two "VIP" booths with curtained entrance for long term, discounted ($175 half, $300 hour) dance experiences. These represent $2.50 or $5.00 off the regular per dance price and depending on the girl there may be more touching involved than a regular one off dance. Occassionally, 2 for $30 "Deal of the Century" dances are offered.
There has been some turnover in the girls at this club of late as some of the veterans have moved off (and sometimes out of state) in search of greener pastures, but DJV Ypsi has always sported a large contingent of pretty, younger girls and the current crop is now exception. Average age is probably around 22 these days with several fresh faced and beautiful 18 year olds and since there is no alcohol here, they dance completely nude on stage and for some portion of the lap dances. Lap dances vary from "club policy" hands off to a fairly relaxed "anything but the crotch," though most girls won't give up the breast unless you've bought a few dances or are a regular. Since things are slow, girls are eager to please, so money may talk louder than usual. As they say, Your mileage may vary.
My picks are beauties like MacKenzie, Riley, Briana, Ally and Sugar, though there are plenty of others to choose from.

I have to agree entirly with Ashley's last post with a few add on points. The neighborhood always tends to make me edgy and I don't usually get that way visting other clubs in RI, CT or STL. Once you get inside, it's all good. Many shapes and sizes and you have to love the 2 for 1 dances. I'd prefer if they kept the g's on so you can get more of a grind dance but I'm not out there enough to get a routine down. I had a pretty nice time in the back with a thin brunette but I can't remember her name. I missed out on one of the blonds cause the boys needed to get their sleep. Anyway, had a pretty nice time and didn't spend too much cash. Maybe next time.