the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

So many better choices just south of this club on the Detroit border.

Convenience to I-696 is the only thing this club has going for it.

Club is charging an area high of $6.00 for valet parking. Charges a $5.00 cover after 7 PM.

Not many dancers at this club. Stopped in a couple weeks ago and there were only 4. The club didn't even keep entertainment on the stage through all songs. Talked to a stripper and she said that they had stage dancers for 3 of ever 4 songs. Sure enough every 4th strong and their was no stage entertainment.

No private VIP lounges. All club dances are a manditory $20 and they are all air and out in the open at the club. There is a small "VIP" area that consists of a few tables along one wall with more comfortable seating. You must tip the bouncer to get these seats. Still no touching or contact is allowed.

Club's only redeeming value are drink specials on draft beer and well drinks. $2.00 draft during happy hour is the cheapest you can find at Detroit area clubs.

If you are looking for a quick happy hour drink, it may be worth a stop. If you are looking for top entertainment, drive an extra 10 minutes to the Coliseum or Players along 8 mile.


Thought I was seeing things but the club has gone to a music and dance bar on Sunday nights now. I stopped in last Saturday wanting to relax a little and catch some afternoon enjoyment around 4:30 but there were only 5 cars in the parking lot. Thought I would have my pick of some decent women as they have been pretty good around the lunch time crowd. There were only 4 girls in the place dancing at the time and I thought maybe one would show a non-regular some attention but I was wrong. The beer prices were ok but I could not get the attention of any dancer to come over and offer anything. I stayed there for the better part of 2 beers and 45 minutes and left and went to the Landing Strip. It was a bit of a ride but more than worth it. Either go later in the evening to JJ's or go elsewhere, your time will be better spent.

One night I hit a low point on my mood-a-meter and decided to rechagre my batteries somewhere where no one knows me, thus I came to Jon-Jon's. Nice clean bar area, $4 beer, smoking hot bartender. That's all I really needed for the night. The scenery of good looking girls working on stage does not hurt either. Wearing jeans, sweater, and a cap, huntched over my bear and lighting up one after another, I just sit there mindning my business when out of nowhere comes this dancer. She sits right next to me and gets a drink.

The dancers is a tall good looking girl with an awesome body. She is also a polished talker. I tell her that I am here to just unwind and asked her to tell me about the club. She gives me a great into but mentions no VIP area, and when she tells me of what level of touching is allowed and what is not, she uses hands-on illustration. Funny as hell! I start smiling. She goes off to work the stage and work the crowd by the stage. After a short while, she check back on me giving me a little shoulder-neck rubdown. What a great mom! Bartender, meanwhile is engaged with me over sexy attire conversation and even a bouncer standing by is being friendly, tapping on the counter to the bit of the music. After a few bears and being treated to the great company of a dancer, bartenders (there was also a guy bartender who was very attentive as well) and a bouncer, I went home feeling great!. This is somewhat limited review, but I thought that given the small amount of money that I have spent and the level of attention and support that I got in return speak highly of the people that work there. My rating could have been higher if there was a VIP room, for I would not buy a table dance for $20 no matter how hot the dancer may be. I need my privacy to justify the price. Great club otherwise!

Went to Jon-jons Saturday night the place was jumping but not full. $10 cover Beer costs $4 The club is clean and well put together with some nice big screens if you want to watch a game. The fixtures looke in good repair they had a fish tank by the door and a topless statue by the bar.

Club is basically an open box with one stage that has two levels for dancers to work on. There were a couple of big groups at the club so getting the attention of the dancers was a little frustrating but stage tipping got a bit more response. Dances are basically table dances.. maybe there is a VIP room but all the dancers I managed to snag were only doing table dances.

The dancers would lead me over to an empty chair for a full work up. There were some talented dancers working (lithe like snakes) I only wish there was a little more privacy for dances...

Nice club, atmosphere great, I'd have liked a little more privacy.. I'm going to go back and see if there is a vip area...