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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Nice club. No alcohol, but total nude is worth it. 5 dancers working on a Tuesday late afternoon. Honey is a petite brown skinned beauty with a big clit and not afraid to show it. She never smiled though, so I think she hates the job. A slightly over-weight blonde was next and smiled quite a bit, but didn't do much for me. Oxanna is a tall dark haired dancer that worked the VIP's and the regulars mostly, but looked great. A petite black girl pushed for couch dances all night, but she had a "but-her" face. The last girl - Ashley - was the hottest. Petite, small boobs, nice little landing strip, but she never worked the room for couches or VIP's so I didn't get a chance to see her up-close. She finally hit on some guy in a suit that dropped about $100 on her then he left, and shee went over to some fat punk that looked like a regular. I had money to burn on her, but she ignored me all night. Only 6 guys in the place and 5 girls working, but she never came up to me. I was going to try and get her time, but she was distant and distracted all night. Probably better off because Honey gave me a great couch dance with a little hot breath on the crotch that felt great. Nice touch.


It's been about a year since I've been to this club. There has been a drastic decline in the quality of dancers, although a few talented favorites remain: Taylor, Charisma, Tiarra, Mari and Alicia, to name a few. The club pulled in a disappointingly small crowd, particularly for a Saturday. Many of the girls seem concerned over the declining state of the local economy, as well as the club itself. The current roster of talent consists almost entirely of new faces, but no one really worth mentioning. Many are overweight and out of shape, while the more attractive dancers have migrated to other clubs, including Deja Vu Lansing. Dance prices remain $20, while VIP rooms are priced at $100 per 15-minute increment. Mileage remains consitently inconsitent, ranging from light one-way contact to heavier two-way contact, depending on the dancer.

I was here for their MELONFEST night. it's some competition between a lot of the deja vu clubs in MI, and there were girls from all the other clubs here tonight. in their zeal to see who could get the most couch dances in one night these girls were offering dances for as little as 7 bucks a grind. and these are full, totally nude dances gang! i guess this thing is going on at the other VUs in MI so i'm going to try and hit one of the other ones on their contest night! and the staff here were great! friendsly, good looking waitresses are always a plus!!

You guys need to update this entry. Cover charge is now $14.00, which is a bit much, even though you do get a free non-alcoholic drink. The girls all looked pretty good and even the over-weight black girl had good moves. This was a Thursday, so the 15-minute VIP is $150.00 and the half-hour is $200.00, both a good discount. This is a huge club, and the VIP area is on the top level and kind of private. Private enough that I had more contact than I've had in a club in a long time, though still didn't get sticky. Everybody was nice and friendly and I'd have stayed later if I hadn't had to work early the next morning. I'll be back, but with a coupon from their website. That $14.00 cover is just too much! I would have given them a 9 or 10 if not for that cover.