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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

This could be a nice club.........if it wasn't located in Grand Rapids. The new laws allow no tits being shown at all. All of the dancers were in the 7+ range but only one was friendly and one was a real bitch. Nice new facility but not worth the $4 weekday cover or anoter visit.

I went to Sensations yester afternoon to see the effect of the new Grand Rapids Ordinance. Sensations is complying with the new law by stripping to bikinis and no farther. The other observation was that only four girls were working (its been up to 6 or 7 on a day shift lately). The were only a handful of guys present, but that can be a hit or miss thing. The dancers present were April, Sarah, Cheyeanne and Angel. One of the dancers told me they are thinking about bringing the couches out again. They did this once many years ago. Lap dancing in GR even with a bikini on might not be all bad!

First of all, don't go there with expectations of high-mileage lap dancing. Go there with expectations of seeing some nice looking topless girls. Realtively young (nothing wrong with that) and generally pretty friendly. Two songs on the stage (first one in lingerie or bikini, then to topless on the second) followed by a "lap" around the joint offering topless two-dollar mini-dances. Went there Wedensday after work with a couple of fellas from work and we all had a pretty good laugh at each others expense. It's as innocent as being in a topless bar can be. I don't know why, but the girls all were sheeer nylons. From a distance of more than about a foot they appear to be bare legged, but if they rub in to you (which is not all that common) you'll notice they are wearing stockings. I'd sure rahter feel that firm soft skin but then I'd rather feel lots of things that are off-limits in the joint. I just enjoy seeing the gals wandering dancing around topless for thepatrons, it's kinda surreal. I give it an eight given the category.

I'm sorry, this club is awful. You get in, you find your seat, and the girls walk around trying to hustle for $1 air dances that don't last a full song. That's it. No lap dancing, no contact, whatsoever. Admittedly, this is Grand Rapids, the land of the Church on Every Corner, but still, all you get here is a flash of a girl's chest, no real conversation, no real anything. If that's all you want, I guess it's alright, but there are so many better places in the state.