the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

stopped by last thursday around 9. music was very loud. caught the eye of a pretty brunette. found out she is in high school, had a kid at 13 and commutes to tini bikini's with two other classmates. told me about graduation and the prom. holy shit batman....has been dancing two days per week during her senior year. threw her three 20's and i got out of dodge. I need a new hobby.

Stepped into this club with 3 friends last Wednesday night around midnight. The DJ is stationed at the door to take ID's and get cover charge. He was a bit of a moron. never made eye contact with any of us and took about 6 minutes to check 4 id's and get our cover. Once inside we took a seat in the tiny seating area and waited for a waitress to come and get our drink order. Since there were only 3 other customers in the bar, it was amazing that we sat without drinks or anyone asking us for drinks for 20 minutes. There were 5 dancers working (lili and ginger are hot but the others... not so much). We finally talked a dancer into getting the bartender to make us drinks (the bartender was sitting at the table next to us drinking with the only other customers in the bar, I guess that's why she didn't want to get up to bother with us).

I can't imagine ever coming back to this place.

I have spent some time the last couple of weeks trying to figure this place out during the dayshift. I don't think I can. During the day, there is usually 2 girls on dancing, sometimes 3 and once only 1 in the 3 or 4 days I tried it. There is anywhere from 4 to 8 customers in the place. Absolutely, no business.

The club is small. When you enter the bar is immediately in front of you and you are standing in the front room. Slightly to your left and straight ahead is the backroom. Through the backroom and to your right is were the LD or couch dance occurs. Contact seems to very (all dancer initiated) from very light to not a bad grind (for Grand Rapids).

The girls very cute, but very young also. The ones I have seen are in there early twenty (maybe?). I met one who was in her early thirtys. They are extremely friendly, will sit and chit chat for a bit, maybe longer and may or may not ask you if you would like to try a LD. LD's on Wed. are 2 for 1.

My rating of a 6 is for the food, cute girls, and ok LD's

Very good for a Bikini Club, $10 table dances; some dancers better/closer than others, young girls, $20.00 couch dances not much better than table dances, a bit more private. Be carefull where you park, this club is in a tradision part of GR don't walk at all south after dark.