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Made the fall trip to Alcatraz. About time to call it quits on this place. With the legal situation in Ohio, I thought the quality of girls would improve. It hasn't. If this place had hot, or even average women it would be an extremely fun club. They don't though. Maybe the good looking women from Toledo jut don't want to work here. Makes you wonder what is going on here. The only thing that I can think of is the fact that it is surrounded by corn fields.
This club sucks! Full of nasty looking girls who are all alcoholics! I thought some of the smoking hot girls from Bellas (Cori...WOW!!!), Platinum (Paris-Corrine-the Twins...WOW!!!!) , or Scarletts would have came up the road to this dump with the legal changes on August 1, but the quality of woman in this place a declined again. Fuck this place! Not worth your time! I went there on a Friday at like 8:30 and I was the only one in there! How boring! As for the last review, I hate when girls come on these sites and self promote. That is the only possible explanantion for that review. The TVs are from the 70's, the lighting is straight outta the '60s, the decor is '50s tacky, the DJs are very poor, and the women are nice but if i want nice I'll play bingo with my Grandma and her friends. I go to a club I want to see titties, smokin' ass hot bitches with nice titties. Not at this club.
Surprisingly nice club...seeing how off the beaten path it is. Well decorated, nice selection of girls, decent drink & dance prices. An overall good time. Saturday night DJ is a bit of a tool. Had my dances with a hot little redheaded spinner named Lisa. YUM!
It is amazing that this place is still open. Half the girls are never on the floor, even on the rare occasion a customer is unfortunate enough to stumble onto this place, the girls still sit in back all night. The few that are on the floor usually are glued to their regulars.
Unfortunately the only thing that has changed here is that the woman were not nearly as attractive as the last visit. I came in on the last few Monday nights, they only had four girls working last Monday. NIce looking blonde who worked pretty good, a brunette that was more interested in drinking than working, a real old hispanic chick that downright brutal, and twins who should have quit twenty five pounds ago.
Nice club. Good looking girls. Impossible to meet them though. Tip them on stage ask them to come by they say sure baby doll and then run to their regulars. Completely uninterested in taking any money off of me and my friends. Talked to a few of the regulars and they said that is pretty normal for the place. Too bad.
Wow what a place! In my visits here I've seen a 200lb+ dancer fall off the stage and have to go to the hospital...hilarious! I've seen a bitch so drunk on stage that the bouncer had to walk her off stage because she either could walk down the stairs or she was embarrassed by the piss running down her leg! Fucking hilarious!! I've also had the pleasure of sitting with two hillbilly girls and endure their racist rants towards blacks and hispanics. I've had the pleasure of waiting over 20 minutes for drinks while the bartender and waitresses were fighting with the whores on stage. With a bunch of clubs in the area, all the other run specials too, this place doesn't, it is amazing they actually get 3 or 4 customers on Friday and Saturday nights.
Lets be honest I’ve seen prettier girls in the local corn fields, and less whining and complaining from those girls too. Men come into the sc for fantasy. If we want to hear bitching and complaining we could stay home. Just being honest. Bad girls, bad place, nasty joint. I have lived north of Monroe for a number of years and on a few drunken nights ended up here, in the middle of a god damn corn field. I always regret it. It’s a rotten place full of all the area losers (Iron Coffin Bikers? Ooooohhhh, those 90 year old bikers are sooooooo scary! LOL). The girls suck, the waitresses are thieves, the management sucks. I much prefer to go with the guys up to Detroit or down to Toledo where you have a real bunch of clubs. Ugly women who try and take you for all you are worth - however, given the clientele (bikers and farmers) they probably won't be getting much if they succeed. Am I wrong, or are strippers with large cold-sores on their mouths a big turn-off? Maybe it's just me... anyways, dirty, dingy place. Don't waste your time.
Went in early Saturday night and just have one question.... Who the hell let all of the fat chicks on stage? Were they trying scare guys away. 3 of the chicks had to be over 250. Good god! Some of the dancers were alright, but omg. the fuckin' stage is slanted to one side know. Drinks are the standard overpriced $5 for beer, $7+ for shots. The music is too loud and the DJ is not as funny or as clever as he appearently thinks he is. but he does like fat chicks. The major positive is that the stage area is very dark. it helps in not seeing the fat chicks faces, as if anyone was watching.
What a difference a month makes. Maybe it was just a bad night, but the girls just sat around and looked completely uninterested in making money. Very disappointing. At least I have a lot of money for a fun club. I felt as though I had to entertain them. What a waste of a night.
Club was very nice, clean place. Was in with a client on a Thursday night and the ratio was almost one to one. The drinks are reasonably priced. The girls are a lot of fun. Raquel and Roxy were real fun to sit with. They do look pretty beat up though. If you make it in you do have to see Alabama! Great dances and she was so drunk she forgot to get money the second time around... saved $60 bucks! LOL!!!!!!! Horny as hell too!!!!! Her skanky friend was a come down however. She was basically begging for dances by saying how she liked to get ass fucked, etc. But she was pretty old and beat up. Just hope she isn't around when I come back in September to visit sweet home Alabama!!!!!!!!
Only been here once. The girls were decent though. Only a 5 dollar cover charge. The only thing that pissed me off though was drinking was a required deal. If you were watchin the girls, you had to be drinking! Eh, I'd give it a 7/10.