the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

As the shit hits the fan with the economy, you gotta get more resourceful when hittin up the clubs. This place continues to have THE best value in detroit, and I just found out, on TWO days of the week. Mondays and wednesdays are both $5 dances and $5 drinks. And with the amount of ass in this place, its bout to become my number one spot. The dancers are okay, I think they are prettier @ all stars, but there are plenty of cute chicks here. brooklyn and mystery are a couple names, and there was a chick brownie i aint seen lately.

However there is one problem. The more people in this place the hotter it gets, and the dancers, unavoidably, sweat all over the place. and if theyve been givin dances all night a chick can get a bit musty (and baby wipes in the dressing room only go so far.) So get dances earliear b4 its packed and b4 theyve given a lot of dances or else you might run across a pungent odor.

($10 cover last time I went, but have paid 20)

Back again on $5 mondays. Extremely packed (its a must to get there earlier next time). But the plus side is that there were tons of chicks there. still very thugged out though, and this prolly wont ever change. But the value and the amount of ass in here makes it a spot to check out every once in a while. (btw paid 20 cover)

This might become a regular spot for me. For one reason, Table Dances are $5 on Mondays all night! Hands down the best deal in detroit! heard word of this but never checked it out, had the day off work on tuesday, so I said what the hell lemme see if its for real. well it is. club is full of some cute and thick chicks, also some slimmies available too, quite a few actually, I was surprised. there was actually a wide range of various body types and luckilly no slopilly overweight fat chicks.

only a couple of issues. clientele is still of the young thugged out variety, I still suggest getting here earlier rather than later cuz it gets pretty crowded on mondays. Also with the low price on dances, some of the songs were cut shorter to 2-2.5 minutes, but its still easily worth it, and they do let some songs play much longer.

As far as parking it seems to me to be decent. the club is on a rather large open street with lots of street lights. this is where most people park, and the street is long enough that a lot of cars can fit. there is a side street next to the club, but I'd stay away from here at all cost. overall, just get there early and you shouldnt have a problem.



A dancer friend needed to meet another woman and asked me to drive her here. The club is located in one of the roughest neighborhoods in Detroit and the patrons look the part. No coat check, so all the guys are wearing their hats and coats rather than drape them on chairs where they might get stolen. The $5 drinks and the dancers tend to be thick and heavy. A few 9s on the slim side, but mostly heavy booty. Standing there I did inhale, accidentally, because someone was smoking the herb. The uniformed cop who stopped in had to smell it also, but did nothing. Music is rap ahd hip-hop with some old Motown mixed in. This place is not upscale. The you want an authentic club in the "hood" this is it. The doorman will frisk you upon entry to make sure you're not packing anything. Dancers are not pushy. I did not see a private VIP area, but there was a lot of groping at the tables ane booths. Maybe I'll try the day shift.