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La Chambre

14100 Telegraph Rd
In shopping plaza NE corner of Telegraph & I-96
Detroit, Michigan 48239
313-537-5420
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 36

Cover Charge
  Day: 0   Night: 5
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 6

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: Lunch/Dinner
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 01/28/2008
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - Yes
Dinner - Yes
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours:
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See the reviews of late and just duplicated them. This is an ok local bar with girl next door looks and friendly cheers bar staff. I got a few drinks and a few dances with 3 different dances all on all high contact. Was offered extra and declined as I always do. It was a fun low pressure night out. The hottest girl in the place was the drunken shot girl that I would have given her more of my money but she spent a lot of time talking with people not interested in spending. As with a lot of local bars they had the regulars that were talking up the dances and falling in love. I find it funny but that’s why I go, to have a good time. If you have no other alternative or are looking to spend very little this is a great club because a little goes a long way. The club looks ok and they have made several improvements to the place.

Came in on a Saturday Night. Very busy with at least 7 girls working. Some girls from day shift were still trying to get one last dance from customers befoore leaving. Dancers for the night shift were all trying to get their first stage dance complete prior to sitting with customers. I finally was approached after being there for about 45 minutes by one of the regular girls. We went to the back and she proceeded to give a great hands on dance. The only problem she was trying to count every one song as two. This is normally a major turn off for me and I think she realized it after I questioned her. I had two dances with her and paid for only two which I think pissed her off. Went back to the bar finished my drink and left.

La Chambre has come back up on my list of clubs to visit, after the ownership changeover last year, it took a while as they figured out how to please the customers. I stopped in last week and found a good selection of dancers willing to please. Some young new hotties, and several of the long time staff were in, club is spiffed up with new flat screen TVs, more of a selection of alcohol and wine, and the food isn't bad either. I had a few dances with day shift and night shift gals, all liked to please. I'll be back.

I stopped in twice for long lunches. They have a fine grill. I had the corned beef and cabbage on St Patty's day., it was good. The other time I had a mushroom burger, just about perfect. If nothing else, the food is worth the stop. The kitchen is kinda slow but I was in no hurry.

Most of the dancers here are on the 4-6 range, a couple are better. They tend to be a little older, little heavier, little curvier, and bigger boobed then most clubs. Most of the girls approach you and ask if you're waiting for someone. Some will sit and talk but most don't seem to.

Speaking of big boobs, there is a gal that goes 36H, yes H! Its impossible to miss her! She has 1500cc implants. She's got a thin figure and is attractive. She's been in Jugs magazine and a couple others. She's been at La Chambre for many years. She told me she has her pussy double pierced and I get the feeling she might be high mileage.

The VIP is high mileage, plenty of hj's to go around. When Compoundword said it's a sausage factory, he was right.

All in all, the food is good enough to get me to come back for another lunch but I probably wouldn't come here just for the girls.


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Reviewed By: jman01 Send Private Message to jman01

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Review Date: June 12, 2008
Day of Visit: Tuesday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
See the reviews of late and just duplicated them. This is an ok local bar with girl next door looks and friendly cheers bar staff. I got a few drinks and a few read more...



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