the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Awesome club. Lot's of gorgeous friendly girls. The waitress was a friendly hottie as well.

If there were more clubs like this around the country, I wouldn't get anything done on my business trips.

Look for Missy or Mia. They'll both show you a great time. The food was good too. The club is right off the Southfield Freeway and was only about 10 minutes from the airport.

The place was recently remodeled. The bar looks really great and there are new big TVs. They even remodeled the bathroom.

Toy Chest has changed a few things of late. It still has the stage in the middle of the room with good sight lines from just about everywhere. They have updated the men's room, and changed the seating arrangements in the VIP and added more lighting in the VIP. Lap dances are still lots of fun, the gals on the day shift are considerably finer looking then most of the dancers at night. Service tends to be reasonably fast, though I question the waitress's assumptions that the customer doesn't want change. I gave one waitress a $10 for a Happy Hour beer price of $4.75 and at first she thought I was going to tip her over $5 for one drink. ROTTFLMAO, the dumbass waitress!!!!

There were only a handful of customers when I was there, which didn't surprise me considering it was late Sunday night.

It looked like a typical strip club. Everything was dark. There were some booth tables, some open tables, and a small bar, which is where I sat.

The dancers were a mixed bag, some pretty good, some not so much.

The one I hung out with seemed a bit reserved on the stage, but she was great in the back room. She was also very hot.

The back room itself seemed kind of cramped, but I suppose you don't really need a lot of room.

One other dancer was drunk and depressed (her ex was there giving her a hard time) and practically threw herself at me, no matter how politely (and repeatedly) I said no.

Valet parking and a cover charge were required, so make sure you account for that.

I would go back, just to see the one girl I was hanging out with. She was unbelievable.


was there this past saturday with some friends. Place was kinda dead... economy is hurting everywhere. Anyhow, girls were good looking for the most part, but looked kinda bored. Then i met Sadie, a stunningly beautiful brunette. Not only was she hot, but she was awesome to talk to, which we did for about an hour straight. when we eventually got around to hitting the vip room, the dances she gave were awesome. hell she could have just sat on my lap and talked to me and i would have been content. i will be making my way back to the toy chest very soon, especially if sadie is working.