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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190
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948 N Raymond Rd
Battle Creek, Michigan 49014
269-962-8677
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 2

Cover Charge
  Day: 2   Night: 2
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 10
Avg. Drink Cost: 3

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: None
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 11/01/2007
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: M-F noon-2am, Sat 3pm to 2am, Sun 6pm-12am.
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Stopped by Monday about 1 pm.The club could use a make over starting with some new carpet and a paint job. Parking lot isn't paved and probably is a real mess on rainy days. Drinks were average priced.

Only had 2 girls at were ok but sure could have used a few more. Both came around and did dollar dances. The couches are nice and private but a little spendy at $25 a song, I would have expected $20. Not much contact. I got a dance from both and both of them started well after the song started so that was disappointing.

Maybe it's better in the evenings.

Ahhh, the power of advertising. Apparently, this club has new owners and they are advertising quite a lot on the radio. I spent most of the day in my car seeing customers around the industrial triangle of Kalamazoo, Lansing, and Jackson and heard radio spots for this place all day long. So, never one to pass up the opportunity to visit a new club, I decided to try and find this place on my way home. Big mistake! Perhaps, one of the worst clubs I have been in.

The place is hard to find, the building is a dump, and I think the parking lot was unpaved, (it was dark and snow covered - can't they afford snow plows? - so it was hard to tell).

Once inside, the place was a real dive - typical redneck country bar. I don't understand strip clubs that have pool tables and videogames. They had Golden Tee....why?? - this is supposed to be a fucking strip club. Sometimes, at these dives, the girls try harder...but not here. It seems the dancers just want to hang out and drink with the regulars. For the most part, the dancers are not very attractive - the type of girls that can't get work at other clubs. There was one attractive dancer working when I first arrived, but she left shortly thereafter. After she left, I didn't see the point of staying. One dancer did sit at my table for a few minutes, but as soon she saw a regular walk in the door, she sprung from the chair and I never saw her again. How rude!

I will not be back....don't waste your time in this dive.

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Reviewed By: JayADay Send Private Message to JayADay Read JayADay's articles

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Review Date: March 11, 2008
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Stopped by Monday about 1 pm.The club could use a make over starting with some new carpet and a paint job. Parking lot isn't paved and probably is a real mess read more...


Reviewed By: david120 Send Private Message to david120

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Review Date: December 6, 2007
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Ahhh, the power of advertising. Apparently, this club has new owners and they are advertising quite a lot on the radio. I spent most of the day in my car read more...


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