the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I went here about 2 weeks ago, and the girls there are very impressive, there are a lot of imported ones and one suitable for each taste. The dances cost 180 pesos (about 20 USD) and it lasts one entire song, so take make good use of the time in there. Everyone should try this place if you are around here in MTY, one of the best table dances in Mexico without a doubt. The place is awesome, really beautiful, and the girls are really friendly. The service if good also. Although expensive for a place here in MTY, it is worthwhile. Sodas are about 40 pesos (5 USD) and I lack any more information about other prices. I particularly liked the restrooms, they have all sorts of stuff you might need, like hair gel, mouth washer, etc.

I was at the club on Feb 15, 2007. It's unlike anything I've been to in the States. You enter and there is a ~100 peso cover. I had a tequia, which was about 80 pesos. They assign you a table, most of which are around a central elevated dance platform. There are often girls on stage dancing, but they definitely take breaks, they might dance for 3 songs, then no one would be on stage for a couple of songs and then someone else will go on stage. Other girls immediately came to sit with you. They were very friendly and mostly very attractive. Most were light skinned Mexican girls. They were plenty playful. Drinks for the ladies cost about 150 pesos. So far it's kind of expensive, but I thought that having a private dance would make up for it. Twas not to be. There were two girls who tried to double team me and they wanted to take me to the VIP room. They did give me a little sample, and I have no doubt that they would have treated me well, but they wanted 5,000 pesos for an hour. They were willing to take it down to about 3,000 for one girl for 30 minutes or two girls for 15 minutes. Way more than I wanted to spend. I speak pretty good spanish, so they knew my limits, but kept pushing me. Finally, I ended up with one girl in the lap dance area where 3 songs (minimum) were $250 pesos each. She never removed her bottoms, but did allow some petting. It was annoying that she never quit asking me to go to the VIP room. All told I think that I spent 1,200 pesos and had a few lap dances and a tequila. I would have rather gone to Deja Vu and spent $75 for a 15 minute private dance.

By the way, the clientele was all very professional and well off, which is no surprise given the prices.

I won't be back to this club. I would try my luck elsewhere next time.