the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Mermaids(upstairs above Splash) is always fun. Dances are $20 in their booths with curtains and for five dances=$100 you get a private booth with sofas.If you find a mexicanna you really like, try the 5 dance special in the booth.The drinks here are reasonable and there is absolutely no hustle by the girls or waiters. The dancers do walk the floor and politely ask for a dance.None of them ask for a drink until you offer.It's $10 drinks for the girls and they get $4-$5 per bebida.Ask for ALYEEN if your taste is for petite cuties.She gives a wonderful 5 dance performance and almost anything goes in the booth downstairs.

Typical Cabo Strip Club - Stage in center w/ girls sitting to one side in groups. Private Dance Booths are in the back w/ another club thru a second door with more private dance rooms. I think there is some different rukles with the second club - but not sure exactly what. Club is fairly clean and girls weren't overly aggressive if you said no to a dance. They did approach you - becoming more the norm in Cabo now. I had a very good time with the two girls I selected - but then I am fairly picky and do not rush it when selecting a girl for a dance. Dances were $20 private - and I found themore time spent with one girl the more liberal she bacame. Probably other services available depending on the girl - my hands were free to roam as much as I wanted after awhile. Don't know if the girl was really getting into it - but if it was an act she was gerat and earned her money. Overall - this is one of the two clubs (other is Bolero) that I would recommend for a good time where you don't walk out wanting to hose yourself off.
Warning- do not park too far away from the club or have your taxi waiting for you before you leave the club. The area around this club is dark and deserted and we had a hassle with someone trying to scam us. We were a group of four - and I am pretty big and intimidating - but I still had the feeling the guy had a wepon that he would have pulled if I didn't slip him a twenty just to leave us alone - so be careful.

This place is always fun,whether you're upstairs at Mermaids or downstairs at Splash.Every time I go here there are several crazy couples in the place.The babe dnces and then the couple hunts for a third party.Cool if you like threesomes.The best overall talent in town night-to-night.Dances are $20 in a small booth behind a curtain.$100 for a VIP session in a private booth.Ask for Janid or Alyn.Ocsar is the doorman outside and he can set you up with most of the girls after hours.

We visited Mermaids for three nights in early November.This club is always the most popular in Cabo.There were 20 new girls working there during this time and most were 7-to-9's.All mexicanas and talented.You can chose between a single dance-$20.00 or 30 minutes for $100.00( downstairs-only) in a private booth.The dances are fully nude downstairs and worth the money.The girls are aggresive,but polite and understand the word "no".I hooked up with one senorita for two nights after work(3:00 A.M.) for $200.00 per night.