the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

This club was recently remodeled and has the best atmosphere of all the clubs now.The talent ranks number two in town behind Splash/Mermaids. The new owners have softened the girls' approach and it's much more friendly. Dances are $22 or $120 for a half hour VIP. All the girls here are available for $300 after work and for the entire night. Every night but Sunday night is a decent night at Lord Black's.

For the four nights we were there there were only 3 or 4 customers in this club between 11:00p.m. and 2:00 a.m..The talent was the worst I've seen in four years, ranging from 5"s to 6's all nights.The waiters continue to try hustling you for drink tabs and always try to short-change you on your change(cambio).Dances here are $20 and all the girls wantto work after hours.Don't pay any cover charge($5), just tip the doorman $1 or $2 for you or your group of guys.

Pretty good talent in town during this trip to Cabo.The girls were really good and from several South American countries.WATCH THE WAITERS!!! They take your money and don't return with change.If your with buddies,they claim your friend started a round of drinks and went in to a room for a dance.Buy your drink and demand change/cambio immediately.Lap dances here are now $22.00.Oral and full sex is available in the rooms.

My wife and I took a trip to Cabo in March and stopped by Load Blacks. It’s small with one dance stage. I had to pay a $5 cover but my wife got in for free. We had the place all to ourselves with the exception of a few other customers. There were only 3 or 4 girls there and none of them were on the stage dancing. A very attractive Mexican girl sat down with us and started to chat. I don’t remember her name, but she spoke good English and said she spent time in America. My wife wasn’t wearing a bra so she started feeling my wife’s boobs and rubbing her bare legs near crouch. This and because my wife already had a few drinks made her an easy target for a private dance. For $20 she took my wife to a small booth with a curtain on it. She had my wife out of her cloths in no time. A bouncer stands next to the booth for security and the dancer pulled the curtain open and had him feel my wife’s natural boobs and compare them to her own fake ones. My wife didn’t seem to mind and the bouncer got a kick out of it along with the few customers catching the view. Once the curtain was closed again my wife said the dancer brought her to a couple quick orgasms. After that the dancer sat with us for a while and had a few drinks. The club is worth checking out to get a private dance.