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Teddy B's

453 Worthington St
Springfield, Massachusetts 01105
413-781-0094
Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Unknown Ethnicity

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 3

Cover Charge
  Day: 0   Night: 0
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 4

Private Dance: Private Room
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: None
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 05/26/2007
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - Yes

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours:
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Without a doubt, the worst club I've ever been to.

I was in the club less than 30 seconds, both girls I could see had huge c-section scars, looked like they had track marks on their arms, and were so ugly, it would be an injustice to call them a 1. The only reason the club gets a 2 from me instead of a 1 is that I didn't get shot while inside and from the looks of this place, it's seen that kind of action before.

Maybe my short visit didn't do justice to the place, but even if they had the best dances and the cheapest drinks, I wouldn't be there, I'd be down the street at Mardi Gras.

Went to Teddy B's (Now Club 418) on a Monday afternoon - was pleasantly surprised - the new owners have remodeled - added several new TV's (including a large projection-screen model) and ripped out one of the bars, replacing it with table seating. They still have a good selection of ethnic (A/A & Hispanic) women - mostly on the thick side (much to my liking - now if only they would stop shaving - I miss bush - not the one in the White House.....but I digress...). I got a bar dance from a thick honey who placed the goods about 2 inches from my face - we struck up a convo and I ended up getting 2 dances from her - excellent grindage w/some mutual touching - overall a pleasant experience - will definitely return with more $$ to spend.

I was in Springfield on business last week and stopped in the club. This is a very Ghetto type club but it can be a lot of fun. I got a dance from a blond dancer named Bambi, very good dance, and she was a lot of fun to talk to. There was a lot of contact during the dance which is new or Mass clubs. More girls came in as the night went on and you had a few that were really stunning. Almost all were black or latina. Drinks were $4, and I would recommend the club is you like the grittier side of life. As it got later and later more thug type guys came in and I left. I would go back.

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon. 4 or 5 girls working, ranged from a 2 to a 6. The 6 was a slender, friendly woman named Monique. Be sure not to pay her up front as she will burn you.

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Teddy B's Reviews & Ratings

Reviewed By: cadiver Send Private Message to cadiver

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Review Date: March 29, 2007
Day of Visit: Unknown
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Without a doubt, the worst club I've ever been to. I was in the club less than 30 seconds, both girls I could see had huge c-section scars, looked like they read more...



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