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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Well, I finally got a chance to swing by Anthony's. The reviews from this site made it sound like 'my kind of club'. I went on Wednesday afternoon, around 3:30, on my way home from a business trip.

When I showed up I grabbed a drink at the bar (ginger ale, I'm not a drinker) and all the bar seats were taken so I sat at the stage. It was odd to sit there because there were no dancers on stage but it was closest to whre the few dancers were located...chatting with locals at the bar.

At first I only saw 3 girls and one went to on break as soon as I got there. I sat for quite a while without being approached but finally a young girl named Ally came over. She was very pretty, long brown hair. Her body wasn't 'tight' but it was attractive. She was very pleasant and not overly pushy. I asked her about the rules for a lap dance and she told me they were $20 and that "Mass. laws say no touching"...of course this was said with a wink and a smile. I took a dance from her.

I was pleasantly surprised at how good of a dance it was. It certainly rivalled many dances I've had at Mario's as far as mileage is concerned. I took 2 dancers from her and then went to see what else might be going on.

When we came back out there were a total of 5 girls there: one taller, thick babe (Jessa), a slightly older looking girl with ample fake boobs, the girl who had gone on break (not much to speak of) and a thin blond wearing a little pink bra and tight jeans (never saw a dancer wear jeans before). I sat at the stage for Jessa's dance and we chatted. She asked if I wanted a dance and I told her I'd take a dance when she got down. She said she had to take a quick break but would come back out. I never got that dance but based on her stage show I'm sure it would have been very good.

The older babe came over and chatted and offered a dance. I loved her boobs so I said sure. It was a much tamer dance than with Ally and very little 2 way contact. She was nice but kept stopping to 'upsell' to the champagne room. I wasn't interested.

As I was getting ready to hit the road the little blond came by. She was extremely pretty and very thin so I thought, what the hell, one more dance. When we went in to the back room and she dropped the bra I was AMAZED. The girl looked like a skinny little thing with B-cups at best in her bra but she was a full C or D when she took it off. This girl may be the hottest dancer I've seen in a long, long time (and of course I forgot her name!). Unfortunately her dance was VERY mild.

Overall, this is a pretty good club. The pro's are the possibility of high mileage w/the right girl. The down side is that the girls were very unmotivated. Most of the time there was only 1 or 2 of the girls on the floor at one time and they stood at the end of the bar chatting. When they did come over they were very nice.

I'll stick with Mario's but if I'm out in western mass. this seems to be the place to stop.

Stopped by today. There was some construction going on outside and only a couple cars in the lot. There were two dancers at the bar and the bartender was not around and no other patrons. It only took a moment for the two girls get quite friendly with me. They suggested the champagne room but didn't draw back when I turned that down. They were also quite friendly between themselves. They suggested a double lap dance. Well, how could I turn that down. Now, neither was outstanding, they were both attractive and natural. This was, by far, the highest mileage LD I've ever had. Lots of contact on all counts. When I left, the LD room there was another guy at the bar. Wonder if he got as lucky as I? The bartender was still not around so I headed out. The lack of a bartender is the only thing that keep this from a 10 visit.

Stopped by last Friday. About 5 girls on duty and a few customers. Dancers were 6-9 range. Was approached and accepted a lap dance from a petite brunette named Riatta (sp?). Major disappointment. Started slow and went to air when I turned down an invitation to the champagne room. She seemed to cut the dance short, too, compared to more recent dancers. Probably best to avoid her.

I was at A's on a snowy afternoon and admittedly a slow day. The bartender was hot and there were 5 dancers and about an equal number of guys. The dancers ranged from 3 to 7.5/8. 4 of 5 were overweight. The thin girl was cute but really, really tall. Was in the mood for laps so I sampled two of the cuter dancers. Though the chairs are narrow and uncomfortable, the space is relatively private when it's a slow afternoon and regulations seemed to be minimal. Main downsides to this bar are the abysmal restrooms and, on the day I was there, less than inspiring talent. I suspect that most of these girls cannot work at the Gras--I will check out the Gras next time in the area.