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July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Stopped on a recent Friday night; I had not been here in at least 10 years, so it was time to find out what had changed. There was a $10 cover charge, a pass through a metal detector to go in, and then a trip back to my car because my cell phone has a camera in it.

Once inside, the stage is much larger than I remember it, and there were two dancers performing. Something very strange about this club that I have never seen at any other is that for the first half of the first song of a set, the dancers are not on stage. They finally come out, and then after the first song this is repeated for the second song with some clothing removed. I've never been to a club where there are no dancers on stage for extended periods like this.

The quality of the girls was marginal at best, lots of silicone enhanced blondes if that is what you are into; I'm not.

Beers were $6, the staff doesn't seemed real interested in helping customers other than to make sure no rules are being broken.

All Massachusetts rules are enforced which means that private dances are air for a high amount of cash.

Nothing here would make me return for the next 10 years.

Okay went in on a Friday and no cover but it look like they were going to charge a $10 a bit later. Parking is plentiful and free. I had 2 beers and watched 3-4 girls. Yes they get nude and if you sit in perverts row you get a really good peek but that is about as exciting as it gets. I think I have been spoiled by the clubs in RI. The private dances seemed like a total waste of money no privacy whatsoever. Still worth a visit if they have no cover and you just want to grab a beer or two.

I think this is one of the better places in and around Boston. Definitely a place to kill time if you're stuck at the airport, as it's 10 minutes away with traffic. There is plenty of parking, it's right off of Route One and a rotary.

You'll walk in and pass through the metal detector. Ther was some crazy stuff that went down a few years ago and the owners are trying to keep it respectable. If you're dressed like a gang banger, expect a pat down, and not from the all nude ladies on stage.

The girls are 6-9 pretty consistently, mostly white, and most with bad boston accents. Laps will run you $20-30 although I have negotiated for 20 minutes for $100 twice with different girls. Extras here are hard to come by, but if there is chemistry, anything is possible.

The Squire is definitely the best place to grab lunch when you're in the area, nothing like steak tips and titties, especially if you don't have any appointment scheduled for the rest of the day. The food is really not bad if you don't mind the basics, burgers, chicken wings, fires, etc. which is rare. Many times if you find yourself at one of these place and get hungry you are left with stale chips and peanuts in the vending machine.

I know it seems kind of weird to review the food at a strip club, but I think if more places followed suit the daytime business could improve, thereby justifying better food and attracting more upscale clientelle which would attract better quality dancers, etc. etc.

Anyway, the dancers here all seemed a bit bored, as if they were just hanging out waiting for the night shift, and nobody really seemed to want to go to the VIP room...weird!