a guy's guide to strip clubs
July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189
Nickname: Password:
Remember Me: (Recommended for use on private machines only)
Forget your nickname or password?   Click Here


Club Details | Club Reviews | Add a Review | Map to Club | Club Discussion Board | Add to Hot List

Mitzi's Place

48 Frederick Rd
South of Hagerstown on Alt 40 in Funkstown
Funkstown, Maryland 21740
301-739-9803
Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 0

Cover Charge
  Day: 7   Night: 10
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 40
Avg. Drink Cost: 2

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: BYOB
Food: None
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 05/30/2008
Beer and Wine - No
Full Bar - No
BYOB - Yes
Juice Bar - Yes

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - Yes

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Yes
DJ - Yes
Jukebox - No
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - Yes

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Yes
VIP / Champagne Room - No

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - No
Shower Shows - No

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours:
Has any of this club's info changed or is it out of date? Send us an Update


The club building is ok- about a 5 to 6. There were 4 girls dancing when I was there. 2 - 3's, a 4, and a 5. The dances are private and cost $40. Considering the Martinsburg, WV is 20 min south, I do not know how this place stays in business. It was a Thursday night when I was there. Maybe better at other times but did not feel like it. Good luck. I think I will head to Martinsburg when possible.

This is the best and worst club in the area. The only club in the area. $10 cover BYOB club. went there on a weekend night and 8 customers and 3 girls. The girls rate between 3-4. This is where girls go when they can get hired anywhere else. Laps were $40 which is very high for the Balt Wash area. Save your money and time with this place.

I went there late on a Wednesday night. It's a nice club. One stage, a pool table. $10 cover was a bit steep, considering (a) there were only about 3 guys (maybe 6 dancers) there, (b) dancers weren't spectacular. 2 really good-looking dancers, the rest not so much. I wanted the good looking ones to hit me up for a drink or dance, but they didn't; I guess the customer needs to take the initiative. They seemed to perk up later on when a more boisterous group came in; they must have looked like they wanted to spend some money. There's a small room in the back about the size of a toilet stall for lap dances. Lots of privacy I suspect, but I didn't ask about prices or rules. I'd go back, but maybe later in the week when it's busier.

Visited Mitzi's on saturday for the 1st time in about 3 years. It is still a BYOB club, with a $10 cover charge after 9pm. There were 6 girls working, each girl doing a two-song set. The girls were mostly in the 6-7 range. Most of them reminded you of the girl-next-door. Didn't try any
private dances. Will try that during another visit. Overall a very nice club.

Click here for more Funkstown area Strip Clubs

Mitzi's Place Reviews & Ratings

Be the First to review Mitzi's Place

You are not Logged In
You need to register for a Nickname before submitting a review. If you have a registered nickname, then you must first log in to have your nickname appear with your review and receive your FREE four week VIP membership to TUSCL for every review you have posted.

Glossary of Strip Club Terms | The Ultimate Strip Club List FAQ
How to Submit Reviews  | Contact Us  | Privacy Policy Statement  | Terms of Service
All reviews and comments on this site should be considered works of fiction. © 2008